Life — August 11, 1921 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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Junior was in the habit of coming to the table with a dirty face and, of course, Let your = | mc ad to be sent away. One time his nex 1re e ‘| mother, nearly losing patience, said: . | “Junior, why do you persist in coming to : the table without washing? You know | I always send you away.” “Well,” said Junior, meekly, “once you forgot.” —Chicago Tribune. A Catch in It “But surely,” said the haughty dame, “if I pay the fare for my dog he will be treated the same as other passengers and be allowed to occupy a seat?” “Of course, madam,” the guard replied politely, “provided he does not put his feet on it.”—Pearson’s Weekly. He Ought to Get It A convict in the Kansas penitentiary has asked the Governor for a pardon on the plea that he fears he will corrupt his fellow-inmates. He finds, he says, from what the others say, that he is the only guilty man behind the bars. —New York Morning Telegraph. Danger Ahead TEACHER: Johnny, if you don’t be- have I'll have to send a note to your | father. JoHnny: You'd better not. Ma's as jealous as a cat. —American Legion Weekly. Getting a Good Word in Early | Sunpay ScHoo. Tracner: Nancy, why must we be kind to the poor? Nancy: Please, teacher, because in these days any of them might become rich. —Bulletin (Sydney). | _ “What is this proposed reciprocity with — |) | Canada?” oc CMT ROE EE Ett Oe f “I believe they agree not to arrest our Time to Re-tire? | bootleggers.”” (Buy Fisk) t —Louisville Courier-Journal. el ISK is conspicuous among the few tires your judgment would allow you to purchase. DSO D IS | Continuous music. Bub- | bling gayety; sparkling life. Cool, refreshing — BS) en PY ae Sold only by dealers te TNR YOR : TA lly comicbooks.com