Life — June 2, 1921 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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ROM drug store to drug store is the shortest distance between two pints. oes Artists are complaining that heavy war work has spoiled the grace and symmetry of the female figure.—News Item. One chorus girl to another: “Say, dearie, what did you d the great war?” cee The cause of divorce is more often income than in- compatibility. . ul \\ “Cough lozenges are to be \"| supplied fre says an Eng- lish paper, “to worshipers with troublesome coughs in a North London church.” They will not, however, be accepted as legal tender contribution box. The include Marquis of Rules. al Register should next issue the Qucensherry Teacher Punched Boy, Jad, in $3,000 Suit York Herald And we thought were reduced in price! clothes An Austrian Archduchess advertises for a millionaire husband—English or Ameri- can. She'd like a fresh egg for breakfast now and then. eee A Greek destroyer in the Black Sea has captured the pirate leader Hassan, aged 95 years, who hasbeen urning Greek — sailboats and villages on the Pontus Coast.—Boston Herald. Boys will be boys! wants Mr. Wells proposes that a new Bible be written. Why not wait until we catch up with the old one? ese Fords Hold Lead in Stolen Automo- biles—New York Herald. It’s so silly to leave them about when yeu can check them with your hat “SIS MAKES ME TIRED, If New York really becomes dry, where will the Cubans stay when they visit America? eee We have been informed on reliable authority that on the occasion of Mr. “ Pussyfoot” Johnson's recent lecture in Montreal he was the recipient of a large amount of boos DOESN'T SHE TAKE G. Senator La Follette says the Govern- ment should be restored to the people. What kind? People like himself? se. Unchecked power of minorities is a danger to any form of government.— Dr. Ira N. Hollis, President Worcester Polytechnic Institute. Yes, one baby in the house will do it. eee Ether.— instein Theory Ignores New York World. However, we still have chloroform and carbolic acid. IF SHE'S AS SCARED AS ALL THAT, WHY Many a flat-top desk has an executive head to match. Mlle. Suzanne Lenglen, the French tennis champion, has refused a large ‘sum for a three months’ contract to play exhibition matches in the United States, preferring to remain an amateur. Score one miss for the almighty dollar. cee Ten Chemists Authorized to Test S: 1 Liquors — New York Tribu: The ten best smellers, eee The number of women who are going into railroad work is increasing at the rate of five thousand a year, accord- ing to government statistics, Is it possible that home ties cannot compete with the rail- road variety? oe A man may play with a female fool for an evening, but he is not enough of a fool to tie such a doll to himself for life—Dr, Wilbur H. Cr head of the Internat Reform Bureau. Now, now, Doctor! You don’t know the half of it. cee Marriage is a love bond; divorce is a liberty bond. eee The scientist who deciph- ered Roger Bacon's private code discovered that “ go-ol- “cat.” We don't believe Francis Bacon wrote Id” means Shakespeare's plays, but we wonder if Roger Bacon hasn't something to do with Amy Lowell's poetry. THE UNPARDONABLE SIN. Musical program in the First Preshy- terian Church of Butte (Mont.). ported in the Butte Daily Post: Organ Offertoire in Awake in Glory... Easter Morn .. Liddle He Is Risen........ Fisher They Have Taken Away My Ford Stainer -Wely ~ Barnby The asp that bit Cleopatra was a rather poor bosom friend. comicbooks.com