Life — April 14, 1921 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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Advantages of Being Poor You can wear out your old duds. You're not bothered with formal callers. You don’t get a raft of begging letters, You are not spoiled by flattery. You don’t have to live beyond your means You aren't kept awake by the help prob lem. You never worry lest your chauffeur is joy- riding in your new car. Finally, if you have a true friend, you are apt to find it out—Boston Transcript. A Tribute to Beauty “T want to tell her what I think of her, but words fail me.” Well, just tell her you hope no movie producer will ever see her, and let it go at that.” —Birmingham Age-Herald, Commercialomania Proriteer: One million is the price of a gram of radium! His Partner: trying to sell an; And we never thought of Le Rire (Paris). Tricks of Conscience The most prideful apologetic line in all the language is that of the young man who remarks, “ Of course, I'm no saint.” w York Tribune. Lire is published every Thursday, si Patent Office. $5.00 a year in advance. current copies, licatio 15 cents. 25 cents. Lene, London, E. C., England. ancously in the United States, Great Britain, Canada and British Possessions. Title registered in U Additional postage to foreign countries in the Postal Union, $1.60 a year; to Canada, 80 cents. Back numbers, after three months fron Issues prior to 1910 out of print. he text and illustrations in Live are copyrighted. For Reprint Rights in Great Britain apply to Lire, Rolls House, Breams Buildings, Fetter Plumber (to apprentice): wot! you "AVEN’T FORGOTTEN NONE 0° YOUR TOOLS? Yow'Lt MAKE A FINE PLUMBER, I DON’T THINK, Reproduced from Punch (London) by ar- rangement with the proprietors. Intelligence Test “What is the love that passeth under- standing?" asked the Old Fogy. “The love of self,” replied the Grouch. —Cineinnati Enquirer. addressed envelope. The foreign trade supplied from Lire’s London Office. Breams Buildings, London, E. C. Ca: 5386-388 St. James Street, Montreal, Canada No contributions will be returned unless accompanied by stamped end Live does not hold itself responsible for the loss or non-return of unsolicited contributions, Notice of change of address should reach this office two we The Best Foot Foremost At a country dance in Alabama, when the fiddlers had resined their bows and taken their places on the platform, the floor man. ager rose. “Git yo’ partners fo’ a co! shouted imperiously. “All yo’ gemmen dat wears shoes an’ stockings take yo’ places in de middle of de room. All yo’ ladies an’ gemmen dat wears shoes an’ no stockings, take yo’ places immejiately be- hin’ dem. An’ yo’ bar'footed crowd, yo" jest jig it roun’ in de corners."—Everybody’s, What Do You Expect? When all the bombing airplanes are being used to carry mail; when all the wars newly painted, are being used as co tion museums and restaurants at shore re. sorts; when all the big guns have been turned into tractors; when, in fact, all the scrappers have been scrapped—then, cht then, the chronic kicker will arise to chant the glory of the good old days when men were red-blooded and quick to resent insult or injury—Philadelphia Public Ledger, The Cut Direct Motner: Joan, darling, run and call Fido, will you? Joan: I don't see how I can, mummy, ‘cos I aren't speakin’ to Fido since he broke my doll !—Passing Show (London “History repeats itself.” “Yes, when I was in Florida the Ponce de Leon had out a sign, ‘Youth Wantel Louisville Courier-Jonrn Rolls House, dian distr J. R. Tanguay, to the date of issue to be affected. Good-bye to Gray Hair! Here's the way to stop it This way Is easy, quick and sure, and It works a transformation. 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