Life — December 30, 1920 — page 36: what you’re looking at

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EI oO OLIs All Together Now! Suggestion for a poly-national from the New York Evening Post My country, 'tis of thee, Sweet land of Wacht am Rhein, Erin go bragh. Long may Britannia rule, Banzai, Hoch, Santé, Skdl! Allons, Czech, Turk and Pole, A la patrie! A Golfer's Rainy Day Whenever there comes a rainy afternoon the golf bug always has something to do. For instance, we use rainy afternoons to get a haircut, catch up on correspondence, clean up the desk, do necessary shopping, get acquainted with the family. —Detroit Frée Press. or F A= al anthem, | TELL TOMORROW'S ats toe erutr'o to 30 Weather a Mabini toy but a cteotigcaly constructed S Seto uartens cammearams Siocasemse, role’ oad crete: An Ideal Lisbresaras Parties enrollin Most interesting TEMPLE.TOU Financial It may seem an impossible thins that an impossible man can secure membership of a decent club, yet such'tinstances have oc curred. Such an proached the secretary of his want your advice, sir, been deliberately members. room, impossible person ap club. “1 “T have one of the the smoking he said. insulted by I was sitting in when Colonel and said, without preamble, ‘Sir, I will give you one hundred pounds if you will resign your membership of this club.’ Now, ought I to do in the matter? . “It's perfectly obvious, sir.” said the re; lieved secretary, with alacrity. “ Hold on for a better offer.”—Tatler (London). came up ton what A Postoffice Romance Friendship, N. Y. Love, Va. Kissimee, Fla. Ring, Ark Parson, Ky Reno, Nev. —Illinois Siren. Out-Hinted A student at the Teachers’ Training Col lege at Warrensburg recently sent lect" telegram to the home folks announc that he was perfectly well, by way of a gentle hint. Later he paid expressage on a heavy box from his supposedly home folks. The box contained brick, however, labeled: “ This is the weight your telegram lifted from our hearts. Missouri } , in Kansas City Times. In Terms He Understood An ex-sea captain, expostulating with bis pretty daughter, exclaimed, “ This is a fine time to be coming home with that lubber!” “col repentant a paving after automobiling “But, dadd: explained his daughter, “we were almed. The wind died down in one of the tires and we had to wait for it to spring up again.” —Harper’s. “Weren't you angry with him when he kissed you?” “Oh, yes—every time.” —Windsor Magaz (London) PPTPH J, CAREY & SONS, INC, PRINTPRS 1 For In ways like this It’s seldom (He speaks of uus as“ The Foolosopher © Birthington’s His stenciled: witticisms are too numerous Oh, is he not a scream? es over seventy times cleven watch the door from the hall where they pitch pennies ; collect seven practice typir ¢ lartge bromn fox tk four sleep ; their bosses don't know what they do Meersc! haum, Vases, Rubber and Leather Cement I'd like to bean a certain brainless stiff “Fourth of JuNew Yea There ought to be a law against such wit Vd like to Me di The .New York Sun reports that of office boys whose lives were laid open to the investigation of a self-a | of Twelve per cent. read enteen print their nat daily ; The remaining thirty-five per cent ficiently “To ruinx I'll sell Flivver “That means a good ch. through it looking for errors. One Sort of Boob Who mixes up hig syllables and sense “Tt doesn’t a dif Of bitterence.” ht, but it would not occur To him to stop it just because’ it's silly; Of Filly.”) Washday” he — consider, humorous, <a refined js. vention ; To mention No, he is not ick his kan| ing it! . d Robinson, in Cleveland Pla my h. he's in Dealer. The Office Boy's Off-Hour Ppointed committee efficiency experts, it was determined “dime ™ novels; sev nped ovEr the laxy dob” three sit and think; six sit clever in its action so that even an encyclope o chance. He knows it all.” nee. He can —Denver Times Glassware. Furni Tipping Billiard spairing China, re good. All dealers 3. €CO., N.Y. C. Established 19% FOR INDIGESTION XUM comicbooks.com