Life — December 2, 1920 — page 92: what you’re looking at

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- CHRISTMAS LIFE - 1072 "ARE YOUR NERVES JAZZED? Axe you a trembling, timid, hesitating fellow whose nerves are shattered and jangling? Is your body weakened by disease, unre- tponsive and inefficient? Are you one of whose whole outlook on life is dark | and hopeless? If +0, Lean make of you | areal man—a virile, vigorous, courageous, fF manly man, if you will take the course [7 in STRONGFORTISM which | can | give you in the privacy of your own home, without apparatus, or inconven- ience, without drugs or medicines. MY FREE BOOK jon and Conservation of Health, Mental Energy,”’ tells you how to Prom resin machood. lt health: and strength. Send 2 Ie piece !fce postage, etc.—and read this wonderful book. LIONEL STRONGFORT Physical and Health Specialist Dept. 173 Newark, Directions for Spending a Quiet Christmas Eve LOSE all doors and windows; bolt 1 lock them securely. Adjust anti-bomb device on front door- step. Nail the tree to the parlor floor and solder the ornaments securely upon it. After filling, rivet the children’s stock- s to the mantelpiece and bind each with a length of live, high-tension (Note: Care should first be taken in the little ones to their beds, cannot get up in the mornin: the current is turned If you haven't a watchdog, charter a d for the nigh strong bloodh nd rm him loose in the front yard. gifts from the vaults places move I family and arrange them in their proper Tries Free Samples Soap, Ointment, Taleum, tie, everywhere. Sam; free of Cuticure’ es Dope 7, Malden, Mase OF BRAINS GARS -MADE AT KEY WEST.— 7; MEN 1 about the tree. Adjust automatic alarm and signal system. Finally, unlock the family arsenal and distribute the riot guns, service rifles, automatics and siege guns among the members of the household who are quick on the trigger. Be sure that they are loaded—that is, the guns, You may now go to bed in your heavily insured, bullet-proof sleeping-suit com- forted in the thought that no burglar or government inspector can touch you. A Dark Future RS. DORCAS: ballot we can keep the men out of the offices. “Mrs. Sprite: Yes—if we don’t have to let the other women have them, Now we have the TEM by Daisy, the child authoress: Children can be very helpful to their mothers. I once clipped a perfectly lovely recipe out of a magazine which told how to make housework easier. Regurs’ Poiret took seal brown velvet, red Chinese lacquer b and the demurest o; 7 ruches to make this unusual frock with its medieval detach- ment denied by that ultra- dern roll of the material around its ample skirt. 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