Life, 1920-09-16 · page 8 of 44
Life — September 16, 1920 — page 8: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page contains a satirical cartoon and fundraising material. The main illustration depicts two figures on a street—a small boy in the foreground and a tall man behind him. The caption reads: "DARN IT! THE MINISTER'S SURE TO ASK ME IF I ENJOYED THE SERMON—JUST WHEN I'M MADE UP ME MIND TO QUIT TELLIN' LIES, TOO" **The satire:** The joke targets childhood honesty and religious hypocrisy. The boy has decided to stop lying but fears the minister will force him to choose between truthfulness and politeness—since he clearly didn't enjoy the sermon. It's a gentle commentary on how social conventions (being polite to clergy) can pressure children to abandon their newfound moral commitments. The remainder of the page lists contributors to *Life's* Fresh Air Fund, a charitable initiative providing recreation for poor children.
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484 Inclusive of 1919, Live’s Fre: been in operation thirty-three year: W has expended $183,0. LIFE’S Fresh Air Fund Ata Fuxo has In that time 49 and has given a fort night in the country to 40,802 poor city children, The Fund is supported entirely by bequests and voluntary contributions, which are acknow!- edged in this column, payable to Live's Farsi dressed to Lt Air Fun, Balance . Fred R. Rol Hettie Gray Bak: James H. Oliver. In memory of C. T. A. G. Lestrade... ulia R. Foster... nes R, Thompson, of In memory my sister e Morley A. Stern Arthur Browne. Mrs. Fabian de U: rutibeascoa ... Town Topics Pub- lishing Company A. L, Rinard.. Thos. Bayles. Stephen and Howard Dunlevy Mrs. M. “D. Ge ‘ In_ memory of 10,00 10.00 50.00 Julia and E. L. Grant. AHL. “Tn constant_me ory of M. GF." 5.00 6."K. Howell... 16.00 Mrs. Francis iB. Trudeau ....... 9.00 c McLellan... 9.00 Mrs. Frederick A. Snow .....+ 25.00 Donald A. Ha ton . Mrs. FS." Fish A. E. W. Roswell. 5.00 Irving G. Vann... 10.00 Charles A. Brack: ett, D. M.D... 3.00 Proceeds of sale conducted by Marion Hodgkiss, Elizabeth Lausser and Adrienne Hungerford at Twilight Inn, Haines Falls, New ++ 30.00 1.25 5.00 10.00 mp: son ..... ses 2.00 A. Barclay Ulman. 2.00 4 R. S. Carmichael. 5.00 Marjorie L. Wolfe 9.00 Orlie Pell ..... Helen S. Forbes M. ALG. R.. Mrs. Mary Baker A Librarian .. Agnes and Bobi FE. P. Mathewson. Jane ‘Wells Jno. W. : F. W. MeMillan “In memory of Louisa Reeser Mrs. E. J. Mountz. john Brand . 1. and R. M “The H. H. Family Mrs. Ralph Grover ... “In memory of FL. Mo... From the girls of Camp Serrana, Pike, N.H x PV: Hilda Hetigren’: Mrs. Ruby Kriechbaum. : “From five children who are thankful they have plenty of fresh a " “In memory of A. M.’ ‘ohn Stead .. : fauch Chunk, Pa, Checks should be made and ad- 17 West gist Street, New York. DARN IT! 5.00 9.00 21.18 $0.00 18.00 9.00 9.00 10.00 15.00 10.00 25.00 25.00 1.00 14.00 9.00 25.00 $7.00 10.00 5.00 10.00 5.00 25.00 9.00 2.00 -LIFE: Tourna at “Bow and Arrow Point,” North Hero, Vt. + 100.00 A.B. 2 10.00 Capt. E. 25.00 Vee wre : 9.00 A. and M. S., Middletown, 0. 20.00 HC. Thomsen....... : 10.00 Florence M. Underwood 5.00 irs. J. B. Weed 20,00 nor Burwell Lutz. $.00 win Lutz, TL 5.00 Brown Atkin Craig 5.00 In memory of W. D. It 10.00 E. F . 106.00 Edith Jones . A © friend, THE MINISTER'S To Our Friends ‘O the many contributors to the Fresh ir Fund, Lire is compelled to ex- press regret that acknowledgments of individual contributions do not appear in Lire until nearly a month has elapsed. The accompanying statement, for exam- all contributions received be- fore August 18, 1920. All contributions, whether in money or in gifts, are imme- diately applied to the fund, and the apparent delay in the printed acknowledg- ments is due entirely to mechanical con- ditions, Our friends may rest assured that we are doing all we can to overcome these conditions,” ple, include URE TO ASK ME IF I ENJOYED THE SERMON— JUST WHEN I'D MADE UP ME MIND TO QUIT TELLIN’ LiEs, Too” Pianistes and Artistes ISS JENNIE IR MIN has re. cently written a novel called 4y Fame's Gateway: The Romance of ¢ Pianiste; and this title will be alluring to all those who are curious to discover what manner of creature a pianiste may be The book itself reveals the strange and startling fact that the fair authoress seems to think that pianiste is the female of the species. To her mind a man who plays the piano is a Pianist, and a woman who performs on thet deadly instrument a pianiste, inquiry Diligent among those who speak a French which is not spoken by those who speak French, resulted in the discovery that these misguided be- ings suppose that, in the language of the Parisians, pianiste is a feminine. It isn't; at least, it is a mascu- line also, and the French have no way of indicating the sex of the person who pounds the piano. Still, further in- quiry disclosed there are not a American citizens of sound mind who are delusion the under the that feminine Here again a marvelous misap- prehension of the speech of the Gauls Of course, artiste in French carries n0 more suggestion of sex than does artist in English. Ever more extraordinary is the distinction bestowed upon the needlessly imported word artiste by the performers in the London variety shows, the Music Halls, so called—* most Music-Hall, most melancholy,” as one of their own poets has it. In a footnote on the eighteents page of a volume of caricature portraits of the stars of the London vaudeville houses, the astounded American reas this insular definition: “An artist creates; an artiste performs.” Can you beat it? artiste is of a we find BLM. comicbooks