Life — July 1, 1920 — page 40: what you’re looking at

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40 -LIFE r UR r oO OL I s a! CONTEMPO ARIES EGYPTIAN Adminediy?this:tuay;bevan old:story;, but “The Utmost in Cig arelles” it has the distinction of possessing a new Plain End or "End or Cork Tp twist at the end, A person died. He willed all his earthly possessions to be divided among an Eng lishman, an Irishman and a Scotchn But the will was conditional; each of People of « culture and legatees was to place five pounds in th n . ‘ Als testator’s coffin, On the day cs refinement invariably- Bete): (he Eat PREFER” Deities number of coins somehow—shillings, six to any other cigarette. pences and coppers—and made up his con tributions of fi on the English then made and, pocketi posited, threw in his cheque with the re mark, “ That's easier.” | A month later, when the Scotchman pe appoii © pounds, which he placed an’s fiver. The eque fo n pounds ten pounds already de cheque for rused his pass-book, he was surprised to find | % that his ch F i} | ers ofthe Heed Cad rk The undertaker was a Welshman and Egyptian Cigaretles nthe World. . | Send for a Com | nd fo iplete Catalo; H Awkward All Round e 1 In a Pinch, use ALLEN’S FOOT-EASE. “You're in a woman starts abusing her husband to you,” | ‘ Oriental Flattery | wy of bem, MASONIC BOOK} Jewelry and G cay awkward situation when a e that, If you agree with her The Babu stands unsurpassed as a writer she gets mad, and a discrect silence is al REDDING & CO. prgotter of really unctuous flattery when he is so- most as dangerous.” ; Potilbers and Sanutactorer Don't liciting a favor. Few compliments could —Louisville Courier-Journal. Dept. L. 200 Fifth Avenue, New Y4y their exceed that of the Bengalee who concluded G . r 3 * A ir x ju a petition with the pious hope that it might 7 eat Expectal nons | be. granted "by. he-grace.of Cod. aigentle What salary do you expect?” asked the 4 man your highness much resembles.” Prospective employer. ALA “a (4 A fee fe does —_North China Herold. t first,” was the modest reply, “just naW lissent sh to live:on.” “The New South's Young City of Dest ae "; jon’t ju wy, . ” Never heard of it? Well, the payroll of Bog: You expect too much, I can’t use you. Industries is $250,000 monthly, Write the ‘Mayor, PC@USE —Notre Dame Juggler. hat seli | It appears that Irish criminals’ may be freaniza | divided into three classes: (a) The ones put | you can't catch; (b) The ones you have elfishne caught but can’t convict; (ce) The ones you frength. have convicted but can't keep in prison. | | | ‘The trip is a Spoiled if Be you become Trainsiek o Thousands of Travelers the world over depend upon MOTHERSILL’S SEASICK REMEDY Prevents and relieves nausea. Practically all | Steamship Companies on both fresh and salt | water have officially adopted, and advise, this remedy. No cocaine, morphine, opium, chloral, coal tar products or their derivatives nor other habit forming drugs. Sold by leading druggists everywhere on guarantee of satisfaction or money refunded. 60c and $1.20, MOTHERSILL REMEDY COMPANY WASTE SPACE i SETAC ences Young Curate: BEG PARDON, Sik, BUT DURING THE SUMMER MONTHS YOU USE YoUR rEW $0 Mes SELDOM, WOULDN'T YOU LET US SUB-LET IT? BEING NEAR THE DOOR, 1T WOULD BE IN GREAT DEMAND. comicbookSy com