Life, 1919-11-20 · page 23 of 46
Life — November 20, 1919 — page 23: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
**"The Prude"** (poem): Mocks an excessively virtuous woman who rigidly follows social conventions—no smoking, drinking, dancing, or gambling—yet remains unmarried despite believing herself perfect wife material. The satire targets hypocrisy: her self-righteous propriety actually repels potential suitors rather than attracting them. **"Timely"** (dialogue): A brief joke about an author pitching a book on working-class psychology. The editor's suggested title—"Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow"—is a pun implying the author's manuscript is itself lazy/unoriginal, likely a reference to a famous essay series by Jerome K. Jerome. **"Mr. Bug (the photographer)"** (cartoon): Shows an insect photographer struggling to fit tall, long-legged human couple into his camera frame, asking them to kneel. The humor derives from the absurdist premise of a bug operating a camera and the couples' literal physical mismatch with the equipment. All three pieces use gentle social satire typical of early-20th-century humor magazines.
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The Prude I’ such a gentle little prude, I think that laughter loud is rude. No lady smokes a cigarette! And games are bad when people bet. I always go to church on time— To stay at home would be a crime. I’ve never tasted wine or beer, Or anything that makes one queer. I'm passing fair—with eyes of gray— I do not dance, nor flirt, nor play Unseemly jazz tunes. Hymns are best! With all the virtues am I blest. A perfect wife I think I’d be; Yet no one seems to marry me! Timely AUTHOR: I have here my latest treatise on mental reactions of the American workingman. All it lacks is a good, snappy title. Eptror: Why not call it “Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow?” i Varat re faoy. Mr. Bug (the photographer): 1’ SORRY MR. LONGLEGS, BUT IF YOU AND YOUR GIRL WISH TO HAVE YOUR HEADS IN THE PICTURE, I’LL HAVE TO ASK YOU TO GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEFS comichooks.com