Life — October 30, 1919 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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“LIFE: respond to appeals for them. Mere nibbles, generous nibbles, at money may do for the charities id the dis- tress stories, but the concerns pressing for endowment funds want large bites, appreciable slices of income—all_ in- comes being now precarious—that will continue for four or five years. Altogether it is quite a hard autumn for Jackson Jones, and he thinks with some envy of persons who lately lived in trenches and bomb-proofs, and had nothing worse than mud, rats and cooties to plague them. He has times of suspicion that somehow things are not going just right, and that in par- SETI, ticular it is not constitutional that the ZAEPHANO BRO High Cost of Education should be so = = ex post facto, especially when one did* i) has lived as nearly up to his income as he dared, and supports a block of life CIGARETTES insurance, and does not want to pledge \ e + ‘: his entire capacity to relieve distress You will enjoy melody of rare {Ge ivears tb edeee since’ the World is i beauty, with a richness of tone | Vi ere ta Come since ie Woe en auexcelled. by assing the a mighty precarious state and he does not know who will be distressed next 1 —and it may be his own folks V-A-TONE aa R 4 gs eproweser Too Bad About Britisher on your phonograph ‘The IV-ACTONE. Reproducer T a very poor word Britisher (a new principle) improves the finest and how unworthy to express phonograph; will bring out the m. | what it does! Englishman, Irishman, mum in yours. 5 Scotsman, Australian, Canadian, are a Price: Nickel, $10 i nae 4 Gold finish, $15 good words t ste good in the mouth Send us a check or Money Order for and hit the ear as they should But the amount corresponding to nish Britisher is wash It has no dignity. ee eect satan It is a poor dish-rag word. Britain is Keep it 10 days, then. if good; British is good; but Britisher is are willing to part with it, rood a and we will refund your m not good at all IFE has nothing better to full Briton is all right, but does not mean tein tie. Sotla wines The IV-A-TONE Reproducer is as and never will mean what Bnitisher does. ty é ” al fo ietal ha to baste, Pits __ guardian that is alert; in other Victor, bia, Sonora and Edison We t A PD words, a Palisade Police Dog. & have made as poor use of De- PALISADE IMPORTANT —Do not fail to ad- moeracy, I sometimes think, as the KENNELS shen ordericg. Russians have made of Nihilism.—E. W. Merrick Road Howe's Monthly. ROSEDALE NEWTONEéCO. ———— |] bes Sole Agents for the U. S. A. Box 90 Scribner Bldg., 597 Fifth Ave., New York NAME IN EVERY PAIR | = | Build Jails Separate How many HE million-dollar court house # can sou name— Omaha cont burned up with all its records vahiables in the cov things to wear quest of excited cit known for 142 in the jail. Will arc please take notice tha years as “good to experiences of an « value’? that do not necessa houses, and should be that can be burned wher Give it up? without excessive expens Well, there’s to the public records Fownes The Imperative Heck: 4 understand that your “I NOTICE, JOHN, THAT YOU HAVE A HABIT OF is subject to moods. LEAVING THE CHURCH BEFORE THE SERMON.” Peck: Wrong! She has but on R, I HAVE TO, BECAUSE I SNORE Iam subject to that PIERCE WHEN I’M ASLEEP.”” | FOR MEN. WOMEN & CHILDREN —Boston Transcript comicbooks.comy