Life — October 30, 1919 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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Brave and Brairy Sweet Girt: The be both brave and brainy AporinG YoutH: When we were out sailing avd upset the boat, I saved you from a watery grave. Sweet Girt: That was brave, I ad- mit, but not brainy. Aporinc Youtu: the boat on purpose. Five years later he wished he'd only upset the boat.—Edinburgh Scotsman I marry must Yes, it was, I upset Helping Him “You told him to diet,” said the young doctor's wife. “Yes, I told him to eat only the very plainest food and very little of that.” “Do you think that will help him?” “It will help him pay my bill.""—Boston Transcript Another Prohibition Problem When a bootlegger is shot shall we blame the law, the agent of law en- forcement or the violator of the law? Let us be logical, anyhow.—Baltimore Americar. WHY, CERTAINLY! |It is just as fine a cold weather beverage as the other Evans’ brewings have been for 133 years. ow WNWe9AG case || from your H. EVANS & SONS Estab. 1786 HUDSON, N. Y. | “he Utmost in Cigarettes” Plain End or Cork Tip People of culture and refinement invariably PREFER “Deities to any other cigarette 30¢ Shrasgycs Hahory of the Bight Canby eres (end Egpncn Cipro the add With Apologies to Wordsworth I met a little cottage maid With eyes as blue as heaven, I asked, “How many may you be?" She answered, “We are seven.” “But some are dead and some are gone,” I then rejoined complaining, “Pray tell me how your figures show So many are remaining?” “Woodrovian arithmetic,” She answered me demurely, “If one vote counts the same as six, Then we are seven surely —McLandburgh Wilson in York Sun He: “Fancy you getting marricd again Mrs. Puddicombe.” “Well, you see, Pyke, I got so much washing to take home now, if I ‘adn't married Puddicombe I should ‘ave been forced to get a donkey sure *nough.""—London Tatler “Save-U-Gas’ eliminates carbon, gives more pep and mileage in auto- mobiles, trucks, tractors, gasoline engines. It is highly indorsed by users and automobile authorities in this country, and in England, where it is known as “Save-U- Petrol,” is unqualifiedly indorsed by an Aero Engineer and member of The British Engineers Association. “Save-U-Gas” has no wearing parts—hence nothing t out of order—and will last the lifetime of the engine. Regular sizes sell for $1.50—extra sizes or pes a little higher. re_of infringements. If your dealer hasn’t giving make and model of tractor or ine engine or imprint of manifold union to S.C. and S. Company, Second and E Streets, San Diego, California. Winicl « | “The Capewell”’ Nail is the Answer| toca, it of qomtion whieh here: be SaSa'et of aueetene ste tare, wap to choy s horse Ver taney years Eat Kas been tho choise of ine edine Eorsechoors wrbs have inode s cops ay tne matter. For your horse no nail so good. ing for that taining. Send to the onginator f ‘one to pull it on your friends. IT SURE IS Goobp! Simply enclose a quarter and name and addres Please do not send stamps. Ai Ave., Davenport, Iowa “PARDON ME POR INTERRUPTING YOU, LADIES, BUT I WOULD LIKE TO GET A PAIR OF FUR- LINED GLOVES BEFORE THE REALLY COLD WEATHER SETS IN” comicbooks.com