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This page contains three distinct elements: **Left side:** Advertisement for Forhan's toothpaste, warning of pyorrhea (gum disease) affecting people over forty, marketed as a preventative dental product. **Center:** A sentimental poem titled "To a Pipe," written by C.B., bidding farewell to a beloved pipe tobacco as if saying goodbye to a friend. This appears to reference **Prohibition** — the poem mourns the loss of a cherished smoking companion due to "cruel laws" that have "banished you away." This is satirical commentary on the alcohol ban that also affected tobacco culture and personal freedoms. **Right side:** "LIFE's Literary Bureau" — a humorous satire mocking correspondence writing courses and get-rich-quick schemes. It features a fake testimonial from someone who claims instant success, and charges one dollar per line to critique "free verse" poetry, promising connections to famous modernist poet Amy Lowell. This ridicules both vanity publishing and the pretentiousness of 1920s literary modernism. The Automobile Blue Book advertisement appears secondary.

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Gum tenderness — : serious tooth-menace Tis true that four out of five people over forty suffer From gum-shrink- age, of Pyorrhea (Riggs’ Disease). But many peo- ple even under thirty have Pyorthea. Women, par- ticularly after the baby comes, are peculiarly sub- | ject to Pyorthea. At such time they cannot be too careful about their teeth Pyorrhea commences| with tender gums, or with | gum-bleeding, at tooth- brush time, Gradually the gums become spongy. They inflame and then shrink The teeth become exposed to decay at the base and tiny openings in the gums become the breeding places of disease germs which infect the joints—or tonsils — or cause other ailments. Beware of that first gum tenderness! Try Forhan’s for the gums. lt positively prevents Py- orthea, if used in time and used consistently. No ordinary tooth paste will do this. And Forhan’s cleans | teeth scientifically, as well. Brush your teeth | with it. lt keeps the teeth white and clean. Wf gum-shrinkage has al. ceady set in, start using Forhan’s and consult a den. tut immediately for special treatment ‘35e and 60c tubes All Drugaists FORHAN CO. 2D otk N.Y. Books Received More E. K. Means. (G. P. Putnam's Sons.) Verse for Patriots to Encourage Good Citizenship, by Jean Broadhurst and Cara L. Rhodes. (J. B. Lippincott Com pany.) The Holiday Husband, by Dolf Wyl- larde. (John Lane.Company.) Flesh and Phantasy, by Newton A Fuessle. (The Cornhill Company, Bos. ton, Mass.) * Prefaces, by Don Marquis. (D. Apple ton & Co.) War Stories, edited by Roy J. Holmes ard A. Starbuck. (Thomas Y. Crowell Company.) The Philosophy of Mr. B*rtr*nd Rts #ll, edited by Philip E. B. Jourdain (The Open Court Publishing Company, 122 Michigan Avenue, Chicago, Ill.) The Two Crossings of Madge Swalue, by Henri Davignon, (John Lane Com- pany.) Cynthia, by Leonard Merrick. Dutton & Co.) LIFE To a Pipe OOD-BY, old dear. You, too, must go, Since cruel laws ordain it so. No more shall we together stray Through drowsy dreams of Nor cozy twilight musings know. sterday, No more may I coax, sure and slow, Your fragrant amber bowl to glow With charm that never lost its sway— Good-by, old dear Boon comrade of all joy and woe, Who helped me bear hard luck’s worst blow, And made my happy hours more gay, Now they have banished you away, Each hour more lonely I shall grow Good-by, old dear Cc. B. LIFE'S Literary Bureau Tie success of this’ bureau is now fully assured. Not a day goes by that we do not turn out a prominent author. Miss Estelle B—— of fowa writes us: “After taking your correspondence course, T sold stories in one week to McMurphy's Kitchen Companion, Sense- less Stuff and The Woodshed Beautiful. In the beginning, my timidity was due to the erroneous belief that to succeed Thad to be educated. It is all due to you that I have learned the truth.” This beautiful tribute from one who will shortly take her place in the front rank is only one of many constantly re ceived We have just started a department of free verse, and shall be pleased to have you submit samples of your work. Our fee for reading and criticizing free verse is merely nominal—one dollar a line, in advance. We then tell you where to send it. In order to become a full fledged free-verse poet and have your work mentioned by Amy Lowell, it will of course be necessary to take our ten days course. But to show our good Some Day This May Happen to You! LIND railroad crossings, steep hills and sharp curves lose their danger when you are warned of them in advance. THE AUTOMOBILE & BLUE BOOK & tio uw in advance of all grade crc ings. Better than a ent insures you against accident. Drop in at the next bookstore, supply store, garage, or newsstand and exan py. Price $3.00, or sent postpaid o receipt of $3.15. Astometil "Blue Book Publi Company New. Yor Chicago San Francisco faith we give this sample lesson free Read rapidly for two hours any city directory, both backward and forward Climb upon your roof and then silently gaze down into the street below for one hour. Lower yourself into a well for the rest of the day Write your impressions. If you know what you mean, you have failed In case the editor thinks he knows, al ways give him the impression that he has gucssed wrong. He will then hail you as a coming poet For the guidance of our patrons we publish the following information on Whe Sell Bounder’s Mags All epigrams must be over two hundred words in length. We are well supplied with short master pieces, but need a few best sellers. Writers who are physically strong should read our magazine personally before sending in contributions (Continued on page 134) comicbooks:com