Life — April 10, 1919 — page 38: what you’re looking at

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Permanently Beautiful Just as Ivory Py-ra-lin comes to your boudoir, exquisitely beautiful, chaste and dainty, so will it always remain. It cannot tarnish and time only mellows its rich, ivory-like beauty. IVORY PY-RA-LIN (A Du Pont Product? especially in our Du Barry pattern is particularly attractive. Master craftsmen have fashioned in this exclusive style a veritable master- piece. You will find Ivory Py-ractin at the shops of the better dealers, each genuine piece inconspicuously stamped with the mark of dis- tinction “Ivory Py-ra-lin.” Booklet upon request. The Arlington Works Owned and Operated by E. L. du Pont de Nemours & Company 21 East 40th Street and 725 Broadway, New York Canadian Offices, Toronto. Morireal, Winnipeg The Principal Du Pont Products Are : Noise-Proof Reading Device Wanted HE noise-prooi reader has not yet been designed, an apparent oversight on the part of those facile gentlemen who are constantly inventing systems to make us perfect. By an initial payment of five dollars you can learn to read character on the installment plan, so that in six weeks you can tell the approach of a book agent by the sound of his footfall on the office stair. Or, for a similar sum, you can rehabilitate your memory so alarmingly as to recall the entire contents of a metropolitan newspaper edi- torial the following morning. You can learn shorthand in a week; French and Spanish in another, and if you have a crooked nose, by fixing your mind on the end of it you can draw it around to any desired angle. What is needed now is a device to render readers noise-proof; and in case of reading aloud, a device that will render them mutually immune to telephones, doorbells and the conversation of clever people. PERE EE Ee Use Cuticura Soap ToClear Your Ski Ait dranatta: Sonn 2, Olatiment = 8a 1 Samplo each free ticers, Dept 2, Darts Hoginsky Song from RK I RAISE be to all who loaf and shire And damned be he who dares ts work! More pay! Less work! A tw And woe to him who says me "Na T never toil, I make the laws T wag my tongue and work my jaws And death to him who dares to haw “A chance to live for one and a Chorus Hitce! Hiloot! Hi-trotsky-k The earth bel © such Hi-lee! Hi-loot! Hi-hold-em L keep four fe The trough! The tr T keep my fe The grasping mer! Who asks for cash for fee Starvation quick, to him Who will not give me all Twa Cursed be the man who wears a colar! Thrice cursed be he who owns a dollar Who dares to ask, in foolish talk Why T should ride while f Chorus: Hi-le It A fue is he, erous crank Who puts a dollar ina bank! \ villain he, a stumbli: Who owns a bond or share Down! Down with every rech Who wants to learn and A devil he, with empty de Who seeks to build himself Ch Hi-lee! “Mum las easy to use as to sy) destroys all body odors whether from perspiration or ¢ lcauses. Therefore it should be4 daily. “Mum”” lasts from bath to ba 25 cents—About nine out of ten drug: am ment-stores sell “ Mum.” “Mum” is @ trade mark registered in U. S. Pates “Mum” Mfg Co 1106 Chestnut Street