Life — November 28, 1918 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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A Minor Matter A Cardiff woman joined a private lit- erary circle, Her husband, who had no faith in feminine judgment on such mat- ters, was anxious to know how things went, “Well, and what sort of a meeting did you have?” he asked, on his wife’s return. “ Splendid!” she answered. “And what was the topic under discus- sion?” “Oh,” was the reply, “we discussed the antecedents of that brazen woman with the dyed hair that’s just moved in opposite the Joneses and also one of the poets—Shelley, I think.” —Cardif (Wales) Western Mail. “Dip anybody comment on the way you handled your new car?” “One man did, but he much,” “ What did he say?” “All he said was ‘Fifty dollars and costs.’ ""—Baltimore American. didn’t say HIS SERVICE FLAG The Explanation awfully good, but why do you draw such ugly women? Tell me, where do you get your subjects from? Patient: Oh, mostJy from the vis- itors—Windsor Magazine. vLLy ; ; Hosritat Visitor: These sketches are RAINE z Ce) A Suspicious Word The dealer who tells you that your win- ter’s coal has been “ slated” for delivery may mean well, but his choice of words, raises uncomfortable doubts on the quali- ty of that promised fuel. —Philadelphia Ledger, “ Wuey I say a thing,” remarked Blig- . “T mean it, I never change my “T'm mighty glad to hear it,” replied the diffident friend. “I remember some mighty interesting things you said about paying back ten dollars you once bor- rowed.”—Washington Star. Farr Awertcan (in Hyde Park): You Britishers seem to take a delight in run- ning down your own things! Now, I can't see anything rotten about this Row —Tit-Bits. Live is published every Thursday, simultaneously in the United States, Great Britain, Canada and British Possessions. Title registered in U. S. Patent Office. $5.00 a year in advance. Additional postage to foreign countries in the Postal Union, $1.04 a year; to Canada, s2 cents. Single current copies, 10 cents. Back numbers, after three months from date of publication, 25 cents, Issues prior to 1910 out of print. The text and illustrations in Live are copyrighted, For Reprint Rights in Great Britain opply to Live, Rolls House, Breams Buildings, Fetter Lane, London, E. C., England. Lire is for sale by all newsdealers in Great Britain and may be obtained from book- sellers in all the principal cities in the world, The foreign trade supplied froa Live's London Office, Rolls House, Breams Buildings, London, E. C. No contributions will be returned unless accompanied by stamped and addreuied envelope, Live does not hold itself responsible for the loss or non-return of unix licited ‘contributions. . Notice of change of address should reach this office ten days prior to the date of issue to be affected. AIRPLANE Motor Experts Wanted, for service at flying fields in advisory capacity on operation, mainte- nance, and overhaul of Hispano Suiza Motors, Must have good experience of theory and practice of gasoline engines. Must be good mechanics, able to instruct others in repair work. Must have ability to impart information in a clear and convincing way. Apply by letter to Field Service Department Wright-Martin Aircraft Corporation New Brunswick New Jersey The Professor: 1 REALLY BELIEVE THAT THIS IS THE PIRST JOURNEY I EVER STARTED WITHOUT FORGETTING SOMETHING Ps ~ SF zreen