Life, 1918-11-28 · page 10 of 34
Life — November 28, 1918 — page 10: what you’re looking at
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This page contains two unrelated humor pieces: **"Opinions of a Dog-Lover"** is an advice column humorously presenting pro-dog arguments, including recommendations to feed dogs well, provide winter coverings, and acquire a dog as a substitute for a fairy godmother. The tone is lighthearted advocacy. **"Looking Backward"** depicts a railroad station scene where a flustured individual seeks to file a complaint against an employee who insulted him. An information clerk points out the offender. Below, a separate cartoon shows a woman with luggage saying "Now that John is in France, I don't believe I'll have turkey for Thanksgiving!"—likely referencing soldiers serving in World War I. The "Snuffed Out" illustration (right) shows a candle being extinguished, its meaning unclear from this page alone.
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‘LIFE: Opinions of a Dog-Lover (With Apologies to Certain Well-Known Advertisers) HE companionship of a dog is delightful, educational and inspiring—ask the man who owns one There is olutely no selfishness in a dog’s soul—it is even more than gp 44-100 per cent. pure. Of course, a dog should be punished if he disregards his master’s voice; but it's a mighty unpleasant job. Then, too, the memory lingers. Don't throw your dog kitchen refuse for his meals— give him real things. They cost a little more than others, but he's worth it If your dog is about to go to France for Red Cross serv- ice, keep some memento of him. Bs the way, is there a photographer in your town? Like everyone else, a dog appreciates commendation: obey that impulse and pat him on the back. There’s always reason. For one, his is a skin you love to touch. Don't envy a good complexion—tramp with your dog through the woods, and have one. There is nothing extreme in providing your dog with a covering for very cold weather. Incidentally, who's your tailor? : If you haven't a fairy in your home, why not have the next best thing—a dog? Eventually you'll get a dog; why not now? “ARE YOU CRY: CAUSE YOUR SON 1S COMING RACK FROM “NO, CHILD, 11'S BECAUSE I HAD NO SON TO SEND,” Looking Backward USTERED INDIVIDUAL (in railroad station): I've just been insulted by one of the employees of this blankety-blank road, and I want to find out how to write to Mr. McAdoo about it. Ixrormation Cierk: See that fellow. standing over there? He'll tell you. “Um. He's the man who insulted me.” “NOW THAT JOHN IS IN FRA} I DON'T BELIEVE I'LL HAVE TURKEY FOR THANKSGIVING!” SNUFFED OUT comicbooks.com