Life — August 1, 1918 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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Martial Maxims A PROFITEER is not without honor, save in his own country. All the world loves a Hoover. Take care of the tents, and the towns will take care of themselves. The wages of war is debt. The course of true hate never runs smooth. Cast thy bread across the waters. Censored communications corrupt good manners. It's a wise captain that knows his own “Vaterland.” War levels all cranks. The more haste the less need. Ye cannot serve War and Mammon. In a multitude of Americans there is safety. One touch for war funds makes the whole world kin. To fight is human, and to win, divine. Seize Time by the warlock, Love laughs at gunsmiths. He must have a long spoon who would eat with the Kaiser. Money makes the Hun go. A sword in the Kaiser is worth two in the Boche. The proof of the spudding is in the eating. A fool and his buddy are soon parted. He shoots best who shoots last. A word to the wise is, “ Efficient.” Hohenzollerns never hear any good of themselves, He who fights the Hun away May live to fight another day. Carolyn Wells Houghton, “V7OU bad boy, you!” said Venus, as she gave Cupid his first spank- ing. “You ought to know better than fo shoot your arrows through your mother's weekly copy of Lire before she has had a chance to read it.” | Ask your dealer to show it to you. If You Are Leaving Town Please advise us of any intended change in your address. The post office forwards only letters to changed addresses, not papers. Send US prompt notice or your copies will be lost. Notice must reach us ten days in advance —by the Monday of the week preceding the date of changing the address, LIFE 17 West 31st Street, New York Subscription Department = Enjoy Real Comfort On Your Camping Trip | WEEN you go camping take Wilson’s Camper Equipment with you. You will have a far more pleasant vacation and a great many more comforts and conveniences than ever before. The entire line of Wilson’s Camp Equipment and “RESTGOOD” Bedding Roll is designed to make an enjoyable camping trip—the Bedding Roll, the Roll-A- Bed-Tent, the folding bucket, folding wash basin, camper’s valet, duffle bag, etc. We call your attention especially to the Roll-A-Bed- Tent—our newest convenience for campers—which has been put on the market. It met with instant approval and is being used by campers everywhere. Write us today for illustrated literature describing our line of camper’s equipment and showing you how convenient it all is. If he cannot he will gladly get it for you, In writing address Department L-13. Manufecturers of the tamous"RESTGOOD" Line of Box Springs, Mattresses and Pillows Wilson's RESTGOOO" Bedding Roll THE SOUL KISS AND