Life — July 4, 1918 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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30 Uk SNT Scissors a =} Aut NuLus oa An Inadequate Remark Whatever we non-combatants can do for our soldiers seems trifling and futile beside what these young heroes are doing for us. The most generously contributing non-combatant, when he’s compared with the fighting soldier, is a good deal in the position of the lady visitor at the base hospital. “And so you've lost a leg?” visitor said to a young patient “Yes, ma’am,” he. “Poor dear!" said the lady visitor. “Have a chocolate the lady —London Opinion. Tue mistress of the house was ob- durate. “No,” she said, firmly, no buttons nor no laces. Putting his foot in the fast-closing door, the tramp held up his hand. “Here you are, lady,” said he, “*Grammar for Beginners,’ only six- pence! "—Tit-Bits. “T don't want “Task you, sir, would you take your daughter to see play like that?” “And I answer you, madam, No; the chances are ten to one that she has al PREDICAMENT OF A PACIFIST WHO SAID ANY- THING COULD He SETTLED WITHOUT A FIGHT Compensation says here that a wealthy Western man has left five hundred thousand dol- lars to the woman who refused to marry n twenty years ago,” said Mrs, Gabb, as she looked up from the newspaper she was reading. “That's what I call gratitude,” com- Her System Bionpine Is Gert Giddigad ailing? Brunetta: She told me the other day she never felt better in her life. Bioxpixe: Then T can’t understand why she goes to the doctor's office so much, Brunetta: Buonpixe: Why? Brunetra: She told me confidentially, the other day, that she is going once a month to read a continued story she found in a magazine in the waiting-room. —Youngstown Telegram, T know Remember the Specialist Jouxs: Dector, you are a general practitioner, What is the difference be- tween that and a specialist? Docror: A general practitioner, sir, ida man to. whom you pay a fee for tell- ing you to'what specialist you should go. —Typographic Messenger. Brccar: Please, sir, I've a sick wife— could you help me out? Passeuny: I can give you a job next week Beccar: Too late! She'll be able to go to work herself by then. —Transeript, “Wuy do you where there's an orchestra? “As a matter of precaution, Some- times the music helps me to forget the food, and sometimes the food helps me ways dine ready scen_it."—Harper's. mented Mr. Gabb—Cincinnati Inquirer. Transcript. Lire is lished every Thursday, simultaneous!: the United States, Great B. Canada and British Possessions, Title registered in U Patent Office. $5.00 a yea in advance. Additional postage to foreign countries in the Postal Union, $1.04 a to Canada, 52 cents. Single current copies, 10 cents. Back numbers, after three m from date of publication, 25 cents. Issues prior to 1910 out of print. The text and illustrations in Live are copyrighted. For Reprint Rights in Great Britain epply to Live, Rolls House, Breams Buildings, Fetter Lane, London, E. C., Live is for sale by all « ned fe sellers in all the principal cities in the world ade suppl Live's London Office, Rolls House, Breams Buildings, ‘0 contributions will be returned unless ace envelope. Lire does not hold itse licited. contributions, Notice of change of address should reach this office ten days prior to the jo be affected. A NEW SERIES OF DUNLOP GOLF BALLS EGYPTIAN ” Ptan Baler ap Rople of culture and refinement invariably PREFER. Deities to any other cigarette. 25° Aoargyros Makers of the Ubgbcat Goode Teckish end Eqypton Cpareties inthe Birkd THESE new balls straight from our British plant are the most perfect balls ever manufactured. DUNLOP VAC GOLF BALLS made by a patent vacuum process have a thin, resilient shell, which is almost a past of the tightly wound core. This gives greater responsive. ness in the long game with increased accuracy and steadinessnearthe green. Golf professionals sell Dunlop VACS °30"* medium size, medium weight 9” small size, medium weight “31” mall size, heavy weight $1 each $12 a dozen Dunlop Rubber Co., Ltd. Founders of the Preasnatic Tyre Inlustey Birmingham, Eng. New Vouw: T. W. Nitlett, Suite anev, ToKosto| comicbooks.com