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This page contains three distinct elements: **"Staying on the Job"** is a humorous anecdote about Private Jim Webb, a North Carolina farmer drafted into WWI. The joke illustrates regional stubbornness: when ordered to guard a riverbank post and not leave "under any conditions," Jim takes the instruction literally. When the officer returns to find him gone, Jim replies from the middle of the river that he "hain't moved"—the river has risen, not that he abandoned his post. The satire gently mocks rural soldiers' literalism and determination. **"What is a Spy?"** is an advertisement for a war reference book addressing WWI-era confusion about espionage law. It exploits contemporary anxiety about spies and saboteurs by promising 2,000 answers about wartime conduct. The remaining content is period **advertising** (hose supporters, cigars, skin cream). The page reflects American WWI-era concerns: military recruitment, homeland security fears, and domestic confusion about warfare rules.

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He used as an example the case of Private Jim Webb, a xrcen soldier and a long, lanky individual from the farm who had never been drilled in his whole life and knew even less about the usages and customs of war, so when he was con- scripted into the North Carolina divi- sions in the late war between the states, he was given only a week's drill and then assigned to duty. His regiment was in the: Peninsular campaign, and Jim was soon put on guard duty, being given, as his first post, a place along the river bank, and cautioned to stick to his post under any conditions, to watch closely for the enemy, and to allow no one to pass who could not give the countersign “Obey your instructions,” said the of- ficer of the guard, “and I will return at two o'clock with rel . Do not leave your post under any conditions.” Promptly at two o'clock the officer re- F FOR MEN OF BRAINS (GARS “MADE AT KEY WEST — Heal Itching Skins With Cuticura All draggists: Soap %, Ointment £00, Talcum Sample each free ot “Caticura, Dept, B, Beaten.” calbadl Pleas turned, to find Jim gone. He searched long and diligently, but no trace of Jim. Finally he called, lowly at first, then louder, seeking to know if Jim were in the vicinity or had been captured. Sing a Song LL. tired out and discourag With the whole world scemingly wrong? Finally came Jim's answering voice from Throw back your shoulders, lift up out in the middle of the river, “Here your head, Start humming some gay little song t tells of joy and gladness, OF love that will come some day- And ere long the doubts and worries T be.” “What in the world are you doing out there?” asked the indignant officer. Did T not tell you not to leave your post? Will quietly fade away. Helba Raker, “TL hain't moved, nuther,” replied the indignant Jim: “the durn river's riz.” What is a Spy? Have you ever had that question clearly answered ? Is an enemy alien that gives information a spy? Is a man who is confessedly a German officer a spy? Is a woman of German birth who accidentally learns something of im- portance and tells it a spy? What is a spy? 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