Life — January 17, 1918 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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12 2 SS NUT SCISSORS AUT NULLUS a ae The Curate Did His Best The difference, not merely of degree but of kind, which is supposed to sepa- rate the English rector from the inferior order of curates is amusingly cxemplified in the following Returning to his parish after his ignified woman at her cot- autumn — holiday, country clergyn tage door, with a baby in her arms, asked : “Has that baby been baptized?” “Well, sir,” replied the mother, “I shouldn't like to say as much as that, but your young man came and did what he could."—Chicago Herald, n, noticing a curts How It Worked “Just one month ago Edith and I agreed that we point out each other's faults without reserve.” “And you are still doing it?” “Oh, no; we haven't spoken to each other fortwenty-ninedays."—Transcript, would and British Additional ossessi itle registered in U to foreign ¢: current copies, 10 cents. cents, Issues prio candi Chvlo (Pronounced Klee-ko) GINGER ALE One sip, and thirst stops clamoring. One glass, and you're revived from tongue-tip to toe-tip. The Great American Antidote for Thi is Clicquot Club Ginger Ale. Good any- where, any time. Buy by the case from your grocer or dru; gist. Keep in the pantry, and a few bottles on ice. The Clicquot Club Company, Millis U.S.A. Lie tena. simultaneously in the to 1910 out sin Lire are copyrighted. For Reprint R Howse, Breams Buildings, Fetter Lane, Londo Jimmy KNEE EVER KNOCK MENT Ob RATTLE? ed States, € s ent Office, the Postal Union, print. (to bow-legged TOGETHER Live is for sale by sellers in all the cr) IN TH No cont velope. Lt bo youx EXCITE? wadealers in Great Britain and 1 ipal cities in the Specially Endowed Some un sick at yo" house, Mis’ Car. ter?” inquired Lila. “Ab seed de doc. tah’s kyar eroun’ dar yestidy.”” “Tt was for my brother, Li Sho! What's he done a. t de matter Nobody: se case is, He ms to know what the dis. an cat and sleep as well as ever, he stays out all day long on the ve dla in the sun, and seems as well as anyone, but he can't do any work at all He cain'\—yo" says he cain't work?” “Not a stroke.” “Law, Mis’ Carter, dat ain't no disease what yo’ broth’ got. Dat's a gi Its Name In a kindergarten class flags were shown, and in answer to a question a little irl gave the response that was ex pected of her: “This is the flag of my country.” “And what is the name of your coun- stion. was the next qu ris of thee,” was the prompt reply. —Indianapolis News. y be obtained froa be world p n Office, Rolls Hous s twill be return re docs not hold itse Rreams Building: d contributions Notice of ch 0 be aff 1c of address should reach this of G@DD CIGARS CMD STORIES pus AND OF COURSE KING OF TABLE WATERS with the rot only between © most imy upon the No ont commissi tariff, No on arbitratic House 01 Inasmu marr seems to Accord a doctor severely logical ge? It is p men on | he cond } permanet J permittec whole aff What § that cler; ful whon It wou a sleepy the morn people fc that the down or years late vestigate ties conc It is pe marriage out sple ) break all ) riages Deven if D their pra omy DOCK al Sreat nu are due | Let th their sha AS the moc forcible