Life — October 4, 1917 — page 41: what you’re looking at

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MUSICALLY INCLINED The Privilege of Disliking Certain Mos? °F ie exalted mo- | ORIGINAL | ePSn ments, like to talk about the spirit of the brotherhood of man, which en- ables us to look with charity and sweet- ness upon all; not to discern the mote in our brother's eye, but to look upon him as being one to help and sympa- thize with. I confess freely that I am not of this kind. I enjoy disliking certain people, and believe that my moral nature is benefited by it For example, there is Robinson. In my calmer moments, if I should yield to prejudice, 1 have no doubt that I might find good in him; but how ab- surd this would be! It would reduce him to the cheap level of those for MY GUM IS GOOD FOR A HEADACHE Indigestion is prevalent. Indigestion causes suffering. Indigestion induces headaches and | dizziness. 40% of all ills can be traced to | indigestion. whom I have no particular interest 14 Thousands of physicians knew this years ago. . Now I can pass awa: much delightful y But I was the first to produce a chewing gum i. time in cordially hating him. When I | : i at have nothing else to do, I can always 4] expressly to bring relief from ills of the stomach. take a whack out of Robinson. | al aT I devised a scientific formula for gum, as a food chemist. The same thing is true of Smith. Smith is not an ordinary villain. If mith were not so absolutely con- I f a mptible, smashing his face in and i Multitudes now use my gum to ward off head- . kicking him downstairs would be a || |) aches and troubles of the stomach. - worthy occupation. I think of Smith, |] F , however, only in extreme moments B when I want some excitement. As for Jones, he always puts me in | acalmer mood. Not that I hate him gE less, but in a different manner. It ree | quires a certain amount of finesse to | dislike Jones. By hating him bluntly | and frankly I should feel that he was getting the advantage of me. He is the a ESN if ¥ a5 mY 3 & __ kind that would always get the advan- | wy oe ’ |) AMERICAN CHICLE COMPANY War Wear nar Wat Mar waar wnat A Young #Youne \YoueAMAN oF AYOUS 4 Younc boa He peareent Gime woman font Overt 0 Overt Ovowr fernow "9K = Km tage of one who hated him in any com War Gardening as a Reducer Sina Ma monplace manner. EXERGISED!3t stated These three are my main resources. Ich aiteainne When I seek a few hours’ recreation, I T walked and banted; READ BY MILLIONS BECAUSE EY TELLOF | always dislike them, and the enjoy- But although I perspired in showers, ment I receive is of such an uplifting And panted, SEX SUBJECTS WITHOUT MEDICALTERMS | cciin ee neers “And fasted, ill Tost no weight— Ko it. And I was vexed; I never hid it— pace bruce 1 should now be afraid to discover Not any one of all of these UM . Price GRICE $i00Net $100! PRICE price in them any virtues, as it might rob me Could make me any less obese. Paice g RICE, $100Ket sioomet BIE, price aan $100 et 500K OO Net go wet of one of my most permanent and en- —But Hoover did it! 13 @ RACE, PHILA, PA. 4 joyable occupations. Mary Carolyn Davies. comicbooks.com