Life — June 28, 1917 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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Lire: is published every Thursday, to Canada, s2 cents. § from date of publication, epply to Lire, In Memoriam Availing herself of her ecclesiastical privileges, the clergyman’s wife asked questions which, coming from anybody else, would have been thought imper- tinent. “TI presume you carry a memento of some kind in that locket you wear?” she said. “Yes, ma‘am,” the parishioner. “Tt is a lock of my husband's hair.” “But your husband is still alive!” the lady exclaimed. “Yes, ma’ said but his hair is gone.” —Chicago Herald, Two lawyers before a country justice recently got into a wrangle. At last one of the disputants, losing control of his temper, exclaimed to his opponent: “Jim Rogers, you are the biggest jack- ass I ever set cyes upon The justice pounded called lowdl Order! Order! You scem to forget that I am in the room.” —The Argonaut. the desk and PARTNER? altancously in the Ur din U.S. P. ries in the igle current copies, 10 cents. Rack cents. Issues prior to 1010 out of print. The text and i Lirrare copyrighted. For Reprint Rights in Great Britain Rolls House, Breams Buildings, Fetter Lane, London, E. C., England. ent Office. $5.00 a yea I Union, $1.04 a yea rs, after three months d British Possessions, ce. Additior ey Z } > BW SE “Ty, te Champagne of SENT YOU FROM FRANCE Near-Sighted Hostess: “THANK YOU, MADAM; RUT I'M AFRAID THLE OTHER WAITERS WOULD RE JEALOUS.” Welcoming the Actor A well-known society performer volun: teered to entertain a roomful of patients of the Colney Hatch Lunatic Asylum, and made up a very succes monologue show, entirely humorous. The audience in the main gave symptoms of being slightly bored, but one hishly in- telligent maniac saw the whole the proper light, and, clapping i ented actor on the shoulder, Ghad you've come, old fellow. You and I will get along fine. The other dippics here are so dashed dignified. What I say is if a man is mad, he needn't pat on airs about it."—London Opinion, Quick Retums At a Princeton reception a young sophomore said to the English poct, Al- fred Noyes: “ After I graduate, I want to co into some business that promises quick turns.” The poet laughed somewhat bit “Try magazine writing, my boy,” said.—Philadelphia Bulletin. Te: crly, be CAN'T I GET YOU A - a Vicar (at village Red Cross concert): Miss Jones will sing again—"I cannot tell you why! "—London Opinion. Lire is for sale by all newsdealers in Great Britai i he principal cities in the world. Mice, Rolls House, Breams Bui d unless acco elf responsible for be obtain: Ihe. foreign. trad . London, E. by Sstampe: los¢ or non Notice of change of address should reach this office ten days prior to the date issue to be affected. A NEW IDEA IN BINDERS Until now LIFE has never been able to supply its readers w an entirely satisf vation of the copies of the journal. The new invention expands or contracts at will, and makes a convenient volume to handle as well as being very simple in operation. It_is handsomely made, the outside being black Art Buckram with cot design in gilt, and is made to hold a full year’s copies Sent post free to any address in the United States on receipt of $1.50 LIFE PUBLISHING COMPANY 17 West Thirty-first Street New York City comichookg, \ Gl pas: liam Jat not have war, Hi mocracy handled | derful. Many laborers, whom will mo coming «¢ form ways che a good tu ke was shops For ers wou ing, New from his bi clamation is clean a free-lan ist, a poct Many lines of cl The Hera more clear the logic o Socrates a Prompt no: Notice must