Life — June 21, 1917 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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1084 UR. FOOLISH CONTEMFO ARIES True Tact The heroism of France has made the French language popular. On this head there is a story illustrat- ing the tact of M. Jusserand, the French Ambassador, A senator at a luncheon Jusserand: “Taka—er—eska voo voo-ly—I mean —er—passy-moi, sill voo play—er—” id to M. M., Jusserand laid his hand on the sen- ator’s shoulder, and in his excellent Eng- lish said: “My dear sir, very dear sir, do, please, stop speaking French. Your ac- cent is so Parisian that, positively, it makes me homesick.” —Philadelphia Bulletin, “TH be North Caroli IN AMERIGAMANN ENGLISH IN! S-The Best Inn South! Herbert Takerton | | London Cigarettes Berbert Tareyton Herbert Tareyton London Smoking Mixture 4 Ib, s0e.—Sample on request Fatk Tobacco Co., 58 West 45th St., New York HOTEL ASPINWALL LENOX, MASS. High and Cool in the Berkshires A HOTEL OF DISTINCTION Now Open Elevation 1400 Feet HOWE & TWOROGER, Managers Winter Resort, PRINCESS MOTEL, Bermuda “Capewell’’Nails—Lasting Service Service is what is wanted in horse-shoeing. Therefore, expatt shoers and careful horse owners sel ct Capewel ai These nails stand the roughest service —-tesiat all Kinds of strains and knocks —save needless injury to hoofs, : salt wert ben a fire aoa cone Honesty A Baltimore business man was sitting at his desk when a colored man, who sometimes: waits upon him in’ a certain café, entered the office. In response to the man's query what he could do for him, the darky replied: “T've got a chance to change my posi- tion, suh. You kin say a good word fo’ me, suh, can't you? Tell ‘em I'm honest an’ such.” “Of course,” the business man, “you're a good waiter, Tom, but I don’t know anything specially about your honesty.” “Well, suh, tell ‘em yo’ honest. Dat'll be enough.” So the business man would. “Thank yo’, suh, thank yo’,” said Tom, with a deep bow. “When yo" come over to-morrow, sit at my table an’ I'll give yo’ a short check.”"—The Lamb, business thinks I'm promised he Sliced Oranges with a dash of Abbott's Bitters are appetizing and healthful. Sample of bitters by mail, 2 ets. in stamps. C. W, Abbott & Co., Baltimore, “You have sworn to tell nothing but the truth.” “Nothing but the truth, your honor?” “ Precisely.” “Then, judge, with thet limitation upon me, I might as well warn you that I'm not going to have much to say.” —Detroit Free Press. OW do I love thee? Let me count the ways. “ First— “T never fail to secure your weekly copy of Lire because I order it in ad- vance from the newsdealer.” Grateful “V'm glad Billy had the sense t an old maid,” said grandma at the wed- ding. “Why, g-andma?” asked the son. “Well, gals is hity-tity, and widders is kinder overrulin’ and upsettin’. maids is thankful and willin’ « Burks: He's the meanest man ia town. Saurxs: And why? Burxs: I told him that I bossed my wife, and he went and told her. —Everybody's Magazine. NCE elde ephews these hi sess. He ga fr bill, the bills York. Any 0 foding t year sho The y' exs brot The | how he f and sure ahs, cle stolen it. The se of a tric friend h had spen The th crevice i nouse ha nest Good Men and True € Find Joy and Solace In a Cheery of good | vans’ E at ‘Try it at bome or restacrant, - C. H, EVANS & SONS, HUDSON, N. Y. BACARDI try! MAKES THE PERFECT COCKTAIL, HIGHBALL OR RICKEY. Folder containing recipes of famous Dacardi ry ‘on request D. 8. DEJONGH. 127 Water Street New Fa tempos EONMGOOOKSEC OM