Life, 1917-05-03 · page 5 of 42
Life — May 3, 1917 — page 5: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This is primarily a **whisky advertisement** for Red Label by John Walker & Sons, disguised as political satire. The page depicts three caricatured figures in top hats discussing the whisky's longevity—born 1820 and "still going strong." The "Pessimistic One" questions whether the product should still be alarmed (functioning), while the "Optimist" praises it as enduring like the British Empire itself. The satire compares the whisky's age and durability to imperial permanence, reflecting early 20th-century attitudes about British institutional strength. The exaggerated, grotesque facial features were typical of period satirical illustration. The ad emphasizes that Red Label's quality remains consistent globally and that each bottle ages over 10 years before release. This is essentially **advertising wrapped in topical political humor** about British institutions and longevity.
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Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.
Born 1820 —still going strong. Pessimistic One: “THEN YOU ARE NOT ALARMED?” Optimist: “ Biess you, No! Like ‘ Jounnre Wacker’ Rep Laset, THe British Empire Is ‘ STILL GOING STRONG.” Every drop of Red’ Label is over 10 years old before released from bond. GUARANTEED SAME QUALITY THROUGHOUT THE WORLD. Agents: WILLIAMS & HUMBERT, 1158 Broadway, NEW YORK. JOHN WALKER & SONS, Lrp., Wnisxy Distittrss, KILMARNOCK, Scottann.