Life — November 9, 1916 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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CONTEMPORARIES po) ecm 1) DEITIES 8)| “The Utmost in Cigarettes L GEA, ||) Mandatory pip bemleerd Tue teacher had been reading to the class about the great forests of America. areata Deities see “And now, boys,” she announced, ‘any other “which one of you can tell me the pine th oi that has the longest and sharpest 25 necdles? Mrgrgyrss hy Up went a hand in the front row, ‘i “Well, Tommy?” Makers « Pirro on Eqpton apr i “The porcupine."—Tit-Bits, al Enterprising In Bloomfield, New Jersey, there is a motion picture ‘theatre which recently changed owners, and the new manager's enterprise was set forth in this adver- tisement : McIntire’s Orchestra will play the latest song hits from ‘ Rigoletto,’ ‘Lucia,’ ‘ Tannhauser,’ ‘Chin Chin’ and “Kick In'."—Argon. SEX QUESTIONS In time some obscure American will gain ANSWERED G fe} L F B A L L world-wide notoriety by publicly confess- ‘Tee questions that we ast ta break: d! ing that he docs not know how to make calidhost and a tbroughout hfe reaks record! in Ei —New ? are answer Stall's ancy Country Club, James peace in Europe—New York World. a ented to Sols oe Whata Youns Bey Ought to ied ‘Oust “Wurw ye're whi lan, “ye ought to say ye've had enough “If I've the stringth left to say Ter mtone ter pees Ask hi > had enough,” replied Mr. Raffert Tue Duntop Russen Co. Lro. not whipped yet.”—Washington Star. ; Birmingham, Ens. Price $1.00 net, exch, per copy. j ‘Table of contents free. At all booksellers, or Race Ste, Prila Birt: Jones, the Welshman, he's eloped with ma wife. = Jack: Wey, Aa thowt he wes your verry best pal. Birt: Ave and so he is, but he dis- sent knaa yit! Sileet Oranges with a dash of Abbot’ tery are arty: SUT OERTEE” Barto at uiuers by teal SS cose fn stone For 10¢ we will send you: § Abbott & Co., Baltimore. Ma. special Beech-Nut baking rack ; Tha oat sin ieNRSeS aT Mrs. Jones: Fred, dear, mamma says she has made up her mind to be cre- mated. Joxes (absent-mindedly): All right Tell her to put on her things and I'll take her along.—London Opinion. Beecu-Nur Pacxine Co, CANAJOHARIE, N.Y, Makers of Beech-Not Peanet a ar car's Sauce Beech-Nut Strawberry, = . : eesiesged Raspberry, Peach and HEN Joseph left his overcoat in Beech-Nat Crape, ned Con Mrs. Potiphar’s hands his princi- ‘od Crabapple Jellies are ws i sebien SicuNeloRige pal regret was that in the pocket was Grapetrott Marmalades the latest copy of Lire, which he had baahide hs iol Ed i eens prudently ordered in advance from is Beech-Not Miots,Cloves, Wintergreens newsdealer, but had not yet had time ASE: TOUR: DEALER to read, This definitely fixes the day of that event as Tuesday.