Life — August 3, 1916 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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ays Z fo) a g Bargain Hunter OFiN Vv a ONG Patiexce: Your brother is a great bar- 4 ; Q553.449,8 ; gain hunter, I hear. MT JEN AY 81.45 ake excited just now. : “What about?” it Sane bout? pues “Oh, he's a confirmed bachelor, you While a certain Scotch minister was P know, but he read an advertisement yes- conducting religious services in an asy- Ree " terday in the paper about great bargains lum for the insane one of the inmates is ie weldiég tuee, aed now he's all up cried out wildly: set.”"—Yonkers Statesman, “T say, have we got to listen to this?” The minister, surprised and confused, of 1 turned to the keeper and said: . Curartey, said young Mrs. hall T stop speaking Torkins, “they have dog tents in the The keeper replied army, don't they?” “No, no; gang along, gang along; that “Why, yes. You see, it's a sort of will not happen again. That man only technical tert has one lucid moment every seven years.” “You needn't trouble to explain. I —The Christian Herald, guess I understand words of one syl- lable, What T wanted to say is that I'm glad our faithful four-footed friends are provided for. Only I suspect the S. P. C. A. made them do it.” —Washington Star, Patrice: He sure is. And he's quite As American lady at Stratford-on. Avon showed even more than the usual American fervor, She had not recovered when she reached the railway station, = for she remarked to a friend as they Newcomer (at resort): Is this a rest walked on the platform: “To think that ful place? it was from this very platform the im- Native: Well, it used ter be until mortal bard would depart whenever he Baby Shark: say, Mister, won't you prop folks began comin’ here fer to rest. journeyed to town! "—Argonaut, IN AND JOIN MY FAMILY FOR DINNER? —Boston Transcript. Isa ls published every Thursday, simultancoaaly in the Uniied States, Great Briula, Lire is for sale by all newsdealers in Great Britain and may be obtained from hook: and British Possessions. "$5.00 a year in xe. Additional postage to sellers in all th al the world. The foreign trade supplied from ign countries in the Postal Union, $1.04 a year; to Canada, 52 cents. Single cur Live's Off Buildings. London, E. ent copies, 10 cents. Hack numbers, after three months from date of publication, No contribution te turned unless accompanied by ‘stamped and addressed 25,cents. Issues prior to 1910 out of print envelope, Live does not hold itself responsible for the loss or non-return of unto The tert and wlustrations in Lire are copyrighted. For Reprint Rights in Great Britain contributions, apply to Live, Kolls House, Breams Buildings, Fetter Lane, London, E. C., England. Prompt notification should be sent by subscribers of any change of address. Put a Peace Plank in Your Office Platform UMMER is your best chance to insure office peace this winter. So lubricate your office machinery today with systems that insure instant filing, and with Steel Office Files you can trust. You can trust Art Metal Steel Office Furniture and Files They *‘ won't warp, stick nor burn!”* The combination: Art Metal Files and modem filing methods will Bladly be demonstrated and explained by your local Art Metal Dealer, The good they can accomplish in your office is unlimited, Send for the name of the Art Metal Dealer in your city and a copy of our new encyclopaedia on modem filing “Protecting Records You Can’t Insure,” Both will help alleviate this Landlady: AN’ REMEMBER, IF YE DON'T HAVE THE RINT BY winter's rush, s , OUT YE CO, ART METAL CONSTRUCTION COMPANY, Inc. "T MOVE FOR A MOMENT, MADAM, TITAT'S EXACTLY 131 Metallic Avenue - - Jamestown, N.Y. THE POSE I WANT.” SLEEPING