Life — February 24, 1916 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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SaheT SCISSORS =i——-| AUT NULLUS Advice to Mabel A London man just back from the States says that a little girl on the train to Pittsburgh was chewing gum. Not only that, but she insisted on pulling it out in long strings and letting it fall back into her mouth again. “Mabel!” said her mother in a horri- fied whisper. “Mabel, don’t do that. Chew your gum like a little lad; —London Opinion. Canore (to golfer, who has been lifting turf all the way round the course): Il be a stranger in these parts, T sup- pose? Gouree: Well, not exactly a stranger. I was born here, and all my folks are buried hereabouts. Canor: (us the golfer lifts another piece of turf with his driver): I doot you'll no enough with your driver; you'd f mis, better tak’ your iron.—Tit-Bits on ME!” IP ME DECEIV Not a Native ‘A New York man took a run not long ago into Connecticut, to a town where he had lived as a boy. On his native heath he accosted a ven- erable old chap of some eighty years, who proved to be the very person the Gotham- ite sought to answer certain inquiries concerning the place. As the conversa- tion proceeded the New Yorker said: “TI suppose you have always lived around here?” “No,” said the old man, “I was born two good miles from here.” —Harper’s Magazine, Everything But “If a man has the price he can get anything he wants and the way he wants it” Don’t know about that. medium soft boiled egg. —Browning’s Magazine. There's the Lay or tHe House: you clean the fish? Dinan: Law, no, missus! Why should Ah clean dat fish? He done lib all his life in de wattah—Puppet. Say, Dinah, did jay, simultaneously in the United S Great Britain, $5.00 a year in advance, Additional postage to nion, $1.04 a year; to Canada, 52 cents. Single cur- Back numbers, after three’ months from date of publication, prior to 1910 out of print. iustrations in Lire are copyrighted. ain apply to Lave, 114 Southampton Row: London, British Possession tries in the Postal 10 cents. fag Reprint Rights in Great for sale by all hewedealers in Great Britain aad may be ‘obtled from book ncigal ities Ja the world. |The foreign. trade, supplied fron ‘iis House, Breams Buildings, London, i “be returned unless accompanied by ‘sta a and addressed No contribution not hold itself responsible for the loss or non-return of uns> envelope. Lirr. licited contributions, Prompt notification should be sent by subscribers of any change of address Get rid of the inefficient horse- drawn mower with all its annoyances —do away with a squad of hand- propelled grass-cutting _ machines. This summer use the Ideal, the lawn mower that pushes itself. Give your lawn double the care, more cheaply, more efficiently, and in much less time than by either of the old meth- ods of mowing. The Ideal, with its simple, reliable clutch and automobile throttle control, stands uncqualled in the field of lawn mowing contrivances. Writetous for particulars—now, before the grass begins to grow in the spring. The {deal Power Lawn Mower Co. R. E. Olds, Chairman 408 Kalamazoo Street Lansing, Michigan The enthnsinge for France inspir Lafazette is resintgined dy Perrar. erTier cet NaTU TABLE ed Te most unprejudiced thing in the world kyo kere is a refined palate, and American epicures , were Te. to acknowledge the subtle supen- ority of Perrier Water—the crystal-pure spark- ling natural water that has so quickly captured the epicurean blue nbbon. ‘There is no saltiness in Perrier, the great reason why it combines so perfectly with Wines and Spirits. Obtainable at all high-class Hotels, Restaurants, and Grocers. H. Suunwoop Nonnis, Agent $15 Longacre Bldg. yr. Broadway & 424 St, New York, comicbooks.com