Life — December 30, 1915 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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‘LIFE serving how intimately she was chatting with the great man. “Well, good day,” remarked the Manager cordially, extending a plump hand as he turned through the 1273 wicket toward his private office. “ Just send your card in to-morrow and we'll discuss that seventy- five-thousand-dollar job——” “But to-morrow you might not remember “In the same explosion” don’t know that you'll have a time of it becoming an actress.” “IT don’t want to be an actress,” Malice replied vehemently. “In the first place, 1 can’t act.” “Oh, cah't you?” The Manager paused in his midair flight and re- garded the child anxiously. “ Well, if that’s the case,” he added at last, “we can put you in the movies.” At this moment the force of the ex- plosion seemed to expend itself, and Malice, arm in arm with the Manager, began descending gently to upper window of a er & Cheaper” was painted on the glass they approached. “Come in,” said the Manager po- litely, as they bounced through the open window. In a moment Malice found herself standing in a business- like hallway before an office-boy's desk. Playwrights, actors, scet al stared with hungry ¢: me,” she shyly intimated. “Of course not,” replied the Man- ager. “I never do.” And he disappeared down the hall, leaving Malice to depart by elevator while pondering what nonsensical ad- ventures might befall her should she take the whim to follow Art through Blunderland. Tumulty Not Enough RESIDENT WILSON’S bride is not of his mind about votes for women. Very good, In several particulars it will be an advantage to our President to have in the White House a person not of his mind who can show him. Anti-German “D)O you think our munition plants should be owned by the govern- ment?” “Ido! I'll even go further, I believe that our army and navy should be owned by the government.” “1'b BETTER RAISE MY boy TU BE A SOLDIER” comicbooks.com