Life, 1915-12-02 · page 53 of 100
Life — December 2, 1915 — page 53: what you’re looking at
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This is satirical commentary on childhood disillusionment. Parodying the American Declaration of Independence, the piece humorously addresses the moment when children discover Santa Claus isn't real. The satire works by treating this childhood milestone as a political revolution: children must "throw off the shameful shackles" of Santa belief and claim their "inalienable rights" to sophistication. It mocks parental complicity—parents derive power from children's "credulity" (gullibility) until that credulity becomes "taxed beyond reasonable bounds." The joke is the dignified, legalistic language applied to something trivial yet emotionally significant to children. The ornamental border with Christmas imagery and figures reinforces the contrast between grand constitutional rhetoric and the domestic reality of outgrowing Santa. Signed "E.O.J.," the piece gently satirizes both childhood innocence and parental deception while celebrating intellectual growth—suggesting that becoming "sophisticated" enough to reject Santa represents a child's rightful independence.
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Christmas Life QA Declaration of Independence EN, in the course of holiday festivities, it becomes ) ¢ necessary for the children of the world to rise in their righteous might and throw off the shameful shackles which have connected them with a certain superstition called Santa Claus, and to assume among other creatures of earth that autonomous condition of safety and sanity to which the laws of nature and of nature’s God entitle them; a decent respect for the beloved traditions of fiction, fairies and fallacy requires them to go about the task in a certain diplomatic and parliamentary, not to say reverential, manner. We hold these truths to be self-evident to all children who have discovered them; that all Santa Clauses are created more or less equal; that they are endowed by their creators with certain inalienable rights, among which are long whiskers, sleigh-bells and red coats trimmed with white; that to secure these, parents are instituted among house- holds deriving their just powers from the credulity of the children ; and that when the said credulity of the said chil- dren is taxed beyond reasonable bounds, it is their duty to alter or abolish the cause thereof and establish in its place something which is better suited to the requirements of a sophisticated child of the period. comicbooks.com