Life — November 11, 1915 — page 36: what you’re looking at

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924 FOOLI CONTEMPO ARIES | The Excuse I'm very fond of exercise, ‘ ; | 5 = statul I'm getting much too fat, an. 1 : te “ Led | And I would take some exercise 5 g If it were not for that —Canadian Courier, keep the | alwa Putting It Up to Father After several unsuccessful attempts to draw her husband into conversation at the restaurant the wife discovered the cause of his abstraction to be a beautiful girl dressed in black and seated at a near-by table. “An attractive widow,” observed the wife coolly, “ Yes, indeed, a very attractive widow,” agreed the husband enthusiastically. “Yes,” sighed the wife. “I wish I were one.” —Ladies’ Home Journal, A Sherbet 1s made tasty and detightfal Bitters. 8: € bitters by mall, Ha. EVE DORRE! Do you know her? @ Have you met her? Too Evident 7 ve cigs sis et to make the acquaintance of one Nervous Op Lavy (on small English giedineagne peer asi med railway): Oh, dear! how we're rocking! You'll find her at your booksellers. $1.35 I'm sure an accident will happen to this EVE DORRE! = trajat At DUTTON'S, 681 Fifth Ave. NEW YORK Enverty Asoricixat: It’s along o° their bein’ short-handed wi’ skilled men, “Safety First” mum, so my son 'e orfered to drive her FOR g MEN gj OF BRAINS Owners and drivers, who care, take no chances. “Safety just to oblige, and (confidentially) I don't "for the Aorse, is their motto. To avoid danger from think ‘e knows imuch about it eails splitting, crimpi down hoofs they hav: —Passing Show. sectietiec. Hye ~ . ‘aing Shox “MADE AT KEY "West~_ a 3 BACARDI Makes The Perfect ae of auaity. | Ont Cocktail, Rickey oF Highball. hey tet years, Ask for” Capewell” nails ; : = Curious Dr. Anna Howard Shaw, discussing the divorce evil, said in Philadelphia Love is the best foundation for mar riage, of course. But common sensc keeps it cool—and cool things, of course, keep the best. But selfishness kills all— and some married people are as selfish as the lady to ist said: il whom the palmist reen and yellow ‘These lines, alas, tell me that you are & y destined to wear widow's weeds.’ ‘Ob, dear me!’ said the lady, ‘For how long?’ "—Argonaut, The superb liqueur of the ages. Unvarying in In a Pinch, use ALLEN'S FOOT-EASE character—unsurpassed A.visitine minister preaching ia a small in excellence. town, near which a well-known race meet ing is held, forcibly denounced the “sport of kings.” The principal patron of the The Monks’ Famous Cordial church always attended the home mect- ings, and of this the stranger was after. ward informed, “Tm afraid I touched one of y weaknesses,” said the preacher, not wi ing to offend the wealthy one; “but it was quite unintentional, I assure you.’ “Oh, don't mention it,” cheerfully re torted the backslider ; “ it's a mighty poor sermon that don’t hit me somewhere.” —Tit-Bits. At first-class Wine Merchant comicbooks.com