Life — September 16, 1915 — page 44: what you’re looking at

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Chairman Walsh and the Mastodons (Continued from page 524.) ye ; tunes have to back up and meet all mes Fonts ce assaults. They are very subject to parasites; their thick hides are not in- th vulnerable; there are soft places in w1 ver 7p their heads; altogether our mastodons A = ane : are not nearly as formidable as their The old-fashioned pen-and-ink-pot method of writing is wasteful—each assailants would persuade us, and dip means a moment lost, and sometimes the thought vanishes with it. harnessed to proper tasks they are very And, anyway, an ink-well cannot be’ carried to the class room, to the lecture, considerably useful. on the train or to the business call. Why don’t you add to your efficiency and Gracious! Is our circus to have convenience by owning a fountain pen? Not merely a “fountain pen’? buta no elephants? Must our interesting dragons perish to win an aureole for | . St. Patrick Walsh? Watermans{deaifountain Pen Not yet; not quite yet! We like a show too much. “Hey, Rube!” will still rally a sufficient support for the defense of our admired monsters and valued curio: tuffed ones would do, perhaps—will have to do presently— Obtainable at best dealers everywhere. $2.50, $4.00, $5.00 to $150.00. but it is the part of prudence to keep our live ones until we are sure that Illustrated Folder on Request showing Regular, Safety and Self Filling Types. we can replace them with something L.E Waterman Company 173 Broadway Newsvork » B. ’ 2) better worth the price of admission. For this, our show, brethren, is Civili- BOSTON CHICAGO SAN FRANCISCO MONTREAL LONDON PARIS MILAN. zation, and when the gate money ceases to be paid, down comes the tent. . ‘This illustrates the New ‘Pocket E, S. Martin. Self-Filler.’” Simply raise and lower f — the lever and it refills instantly from Teacner (relating an experience with the ink supply. ‘The Lever Locks.”* a tramp): And then I fainted. Suatt. Boy (excitedly): Wid yer right or wid yer left?—Harper's Magazine. Then you will havea pen that is ready for instant use, anywhere—without the dip—a pen that never leaks, spurts, falters or hesitates. A pen that will exactly fit your hand-writing peculiarities—that will lighten your labor and save your time. Insist on the genuine Waterman's Ideal—the pen with the Spoon Feed. To Those Who Love Flowers . little book, “Give Flowers.” is just of the | This is the Trade Mark press and is yours for the asking It tells on Every Genuine about these litle buds of sentiment and in \ iE Waterman’s Ideal addition shows how you can send flowers anywhere in the United States, delivered P less than 24 hours old. at ordinary prices. NATIONAL FLORAL CORP., 220 Broadway, N.Y. 4 ; We it id rw rd icks, The bigot has lost caste in Pei hyd diff Magic Tricks d Jokes. All for erica. eons It is the moderate man who has authority—the man who knows ¥ how to use and not misuse. am You will find thousands of Nad JR y mild and mellow Whiskey aN —Wilson—Real Wilson— ae =e That’s All! The Whiskey for which we invented the Non-Refillable Bottle. Se SOCIAL NOTE IN THE STONE AGE FREE CLUB RECIPES—Free booklet of famous club recipes for A SIMPLE YET IMPRESSIVE WEDDING mixed drinks. Address Wilson, 13 East 31st Street, N.Y. That's All! CEREMONY WITNESSED ONLY BY A FEW OF THE NEAREST RELATIVES comicbooks.com