Life, 1915-04-29 · page 30 of 44
Life — April 29, 1915 — page 30: what you’re looking at
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This "They Say" column presents satirical quotations from public figures, with commentary exposing hypocrisy or absurdity. Key targets include: **Political figures**: President Wilson's quote about "rocking the boat" is juxtaposed with Secretary of the Navy Josephus Daniels literally removing Admiral Fiske—mocking Wilson's cautious rhetoric against actual upheaval. **William Jennings Bryan**: Senators criticize his diplomatic handling of Mexico, implying he was inadequate compared to predecessors like John Hay. **Hugo Münsterberg**: His German propaganda claiming WWI as a "spiritual victory" is sarcastically undercut with "Shades of Belgium and Louvain!"—referencing German atrocities. **The illustrations** include "The First Locomotive" (satirizing progress) and "What It Will Mean" (domestic discord). The column mocks pretense: a railroad president's unfounded optimism, suffragists claiming women work "for human service" while men serve themselves, and scientists announcing the obvious—that milk aids child development.
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762 “They Say” wat we want in this community VV is not charity, but justice—A/u- nicipal Court Justice Hartman, What most of us want is a job. eeeee There are a great many people—not so many that they give me any par- ticular concern, but nevertheless a great many people—who, in the lan- guage of the day, are trying hard to “rock the boat”.—Woodrow Wilson. Josephus rocked the boat a good deal when he got rid of Admiral Fiske. se eee The man who does not appreciate a beautiful woman has his artistic nature dwarfed or crushed. —Miss Susanna Cocroft, of Chicago. But it may not be his fault. He may be an old married man. ce eee If a man like John Hay or Elihu Root had been Secretary of State in- stead of William Jennings Bryan, we might have hoped for better results from our dealings with Mexico. Senator Reed Smoot. Hope springs eternal in the human breast. Man never is but always to be blessed by those you would like to choose yourself. WHAT IT WILL MEAN THE FIRST LOCOMOTIVE Women in the long run will not ac- complish things simply because they are women, but because they work as the men—for human service.—Prof. Charles Zueblin, at the “Suffrage shop”. Most of the men we know are working for themselves. When they lay too much stress on human service they are trying to hide their incapacity Speaking on the bro; subject of general business conditions and the outlook for the future, I would say that business should face the future with confidence.—President E.R. Thomas, of the Lehigh Valley Rail- road. Here’s one railroad president en- titled to the Iron Cross for being the only optimist among them all ee ee Long ago the writer learned how profitless it is to engage in a contro- versy with a newspaper, which, per- force, has the last say.—T. J. Walsh, to the Editor of the New York Times. This sounds almost like a man talk- ing to his wife. My investigations show that the “ fresh eggs” you see in so many win- dows are cold storage eggs.—.\rs. Julian D. Heath, President of the Na- tional Housewives’ League. We suspect that this only confirms the experience of about ninety million others But however the body of the nation may be mutilated, as long as its soul lives it’ will know that this war was the greatest spiritual victory which Germany ever won, and that the coun- try was never greater and never worthier of every German's proudest love than in this hour.—E.rtract from Hugo Miinsterberg’s boo The Peace and America”. Shades of Belgium and Louvain! ovee The results of the entire investiga- tion of milk feeding, which extended over a period of almost three years, fully justify the conclusion that milk is an important matter of diet in so far as mortality and growth are con- cerned.—Leo Rettger, PhD. of Yale University. Wonderful! Great news! We re- joice that milk is at last being recog- nized by science.