Life, 1915-03-04 · page 46 of 48
Life — March 4, 1915 — page 46: what you’re looking at
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This page presents a satirical column featuring provocative quotes from prominent figures of the era, likely the 1910s-1920s based on references to Roosevelt, Taft, and Wilson. **Key figures and context:** - **Thomas A. Edison** criticizes excessive business regulation - **Count Ferdinand von Zeppelin** discusses transatlantic airship travel (his dirigibles were cutting-edge technology) - **Percy S. Straus** debates minimum wage law consequences - Various other academics and officials weigh in on child health, criminal theory, and German-American relations **The satire's point:** By juxtaposing these "wise men's" often contradictory or questionable pronouncements, *Life* magazine ridicules expert overconfidence. The column's title—"They Say"—suggests skepticism toward authority. Edison's anti-regulation stance contrasts with progressive labor advocates; debates over minimum wages and criminology reflect genuine policy disagreements of the period. The surrounding advertisements (corn remedies, canoe kits, magic tricks) create an ironic counterpoint: practical consumer solutions versus abstract expert opinion.
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Roosevelt, Taft and Wilson all made the mistake of encouraging the pass- age of too many laws affecting busi- ness.—Thomas A. Edison. With a minimum wage law one of two things will occur: either the em- ployees will give better and more efficient service, thus paying themselves for the increased wage, or the larger payroll will be a dead loss and we shall have to ask the consumer to pay the difference in increased prices.— Percy S. Straus, at the annual meet- ing of the National Retail Dry Goods Association. Transatlantic aerial travel with a dirigible of the type I have constructed is not only possible but practicable. This war has interfered wth my plans. I know that aerial travel will become the quickest and safest method. —Count Ferdinand von Zeppelin. I should go so far as to recommend keeping a healthy, normal child in bed one day every few weeks that he might get thoroughly used to it and that the family might not be kept in actual torture when he is really ill—Dr. Charles H, Smith, at the New York Academy of Medicine. The German public looks to profes- sors for its opinions in a good deal the same way that the American public looks to journalists for its opinions.— President Arthur T. Hadley, of Yale. We can imagine no threat, no meas- ure, on the part of the United States which is capable of intimidating Ger- many.—Count von Reventlow, the naval writer, The trouble has been that we have erected a strange abstraction which has been named the criminal. This theory was bolstered up by the claim of Lombroso that members of the criminal class bore certain stigmata which marked them as different from other persons. 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