Life — December 17, 1914 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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B. Making a Distinction “What is the difference,” asked the teacher, “between caution and coward- ice?” Johnny, who observed things carefully for so youthful a person, answered : “Caution is when you're afraid and cowardice is when the other fellow’s afraid.”"—Ladies’ Home Journal, Why Not Call Them Smith? Swit: I say, Isaacs, these Russian blokes ‘ave the funniest names, ain't they ?—Michalovitch, Androvitch, Jacko- vitch, Stephanovitch. Tsaa That's so. You can't tell vitch is vitch—Sydney Bulletin, Compensatory A New Yorker tells of a young Irish I couple in his employ, not long come from the “ ould counthry". Shortly after their s arrival the young wife, ambitious for ; learning, entered a night school, since her duties permitted of that. One evening, when she returned to the servants’ hall ‘rom school, the hus- band asked : : “An’ phwat are ye learnin’ now, Molly? Pr To-night,” said Molly, thinking to have a bit of fun with Malachi, “to- night the teacher read to us about the laws of compensation.” “ Compensation ? "s that? ¥ “It's hard to explain, but it’s some- hy thing like this: If your sense of smell 6 is poor, the sense of taste is all the sharper; and if you are blind, you can hear all the better.” de Malachi reflected. “Sure,” said he, “1 see. It’s loike this: For example, if a man is born wid wan leg shorter than the other, the other is longer.” “! —Harper’s Magazi o Specifications Sought tr he is a very smart woman.” “Dip you tell Binks I was a fool?” High-brow or low-neck species?” “No; I thought he knew it. th —Philadelphia Ledger. THE BLACK AND TAN-cO —Harvard Lampoon. Ar wh Lire. is published every Thursday, simultancously in the United States, Great Britain, ‘or sale by all newsdealers in Great Britain and may be obtained from bo thi Canada and British Possessions, $5.00 a year in advance. Additional postage to sellers in all the principal cities in the world. The foreign trade supplied from Lin foreign countries in the Postal Union, $1.04 a gear to Canada, 52 cents. Single eur- London Office. Rolls House, Breams Buildings, London, GQ rerit copies. 10 cents. Back numbers, after three months from date of publication, No contribution will be returned unless accompanied by stamped and addressel| 25cents. Isstes prior to 1910 out of print, envelope. Live does not hold itself responsible for the loss or non-return of ume The text end illustrations in Lire are copyrighted. For Reprint Rights in Great licited contributions. ws jain apply to Live, 114 Southampton Row G Prompt motifcation should be sent by subscribers of any change of address. I fut MELLOW. Seal} Cri MOONLIGHT or I snobile Roadster with Coupe SUS, . j fut Closed Car Comfort at Open Car Cost or There has never been a demountable The others rattle and shake loose; Pep. complete, $1125 f. 0. b. De troit! $1559 Lab. Windsor. With ‘out top, $1200 Lo.b. Detroit; $1400 1o.b. Windwoe, ASCADE| PURE|WHISKY [IE winter top like the Hupmobile this is as firmly attached as any! ~ § coupé and sedan. other part of the car. Such others as you have seen have The others, at best, are simply pro: EA been built on a general plan, in “tection against wind and cold; this, in spite of economy of cost, actu: local shops, for all cars. This Hupmobile sedan is designed and gly has limousine lusury in its ex: (ane built in the Hupp factory. The others destroy the lines of the car; this retains the graceful beauty of the new Hupmobile. $1365 Megeerite Towing Car Women find it endowed with delight- 7 Cascade Pure Whiskey is a very The qth Sedan Too. complete, ful ease of handling, a motor that SIMS fob. Detroit; $1000 fob. can't stall, a big parcel compart. IW 7 | good example of that trut dior. Withost ag Les ment, and plenty 0 terior and interior finish. Business doctors and the lik turni: >| ee it i to the coupéroadster. s ' doesn’t it? The popularity of and professional men— Pi i Conscientiousness does pay — — Pure as head-room for purity—mellow as moonlight. A Pervorgivos hats and feathers. \< 7 Original Bottling Has Old Gold Labet Families, with one accord, favor the sedantouring car, which brings tf GEO. A. DICKEL & CO., Distillers EDW them winter pleasures and conve: ences and comfort they have never Nasuvitie, TENN. " or known, 1 Special sedan top booklet on request. : Point Hopp Motor Car Company, Detroit, Mich. {fi f EPL Comicbooks.com