Life — October 15, 1914 — page 42: what you’re looking at

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| 690 ‘LIFE Ask any business man who ‘An Unfilled Order leads the strenuous life v rubbed the tamp and the genic pepe appeared, how he feels at the close of a hard “Bring me Civilization, please.” day’s work, and seven times outof ae cae core hesitated. rs “ hat’s a large order, sire. tenhew illsay “Rotten, all fagged Quite naturally Aladdin was furious, G out—nerveshave gonctosmash. “Look here!” he exclaimed, “what It’s the destructive toxins in the do I hire you for, anyway, you insolent T blood—uric acid and the poisons wretch? According to the terms of emanating from hasty overeating the contract, you are obliged to fetch and consequent faulty nutrition. By maa Gora sete Na I 3 Kidneys no longer perform their fore me. I'm in a philosophical mood function of keeping the blood and want to look it over. Avaunt!” TI stream clean. Thiscondition can Once more the genic disappeared. be corrected without loss of time He was gone for some time. Finally Th from business. Simply * phone he came once more and prostrated him- A your druggist to send youa case of aelt betore| Aladdin: x “Your honor—” WwW “Don't insult me, you dog! 1 BUFFALO LITHIA, tre Fone: bs tion?” ! “ My life is in your hands, sire, but I S cannot bring you Civilization.” Th PRINGS ATER “Why not? There is such a thing, 4 isn’t there?” Th and drink it regularly and often. Six The genie rolled his eyes. Aladdin, to eight glasses a day will work won-| who, after all, wasn’t so unreasonable pe Sampler box was originally U ders for you. Your toned-up kidneys | as he seemed, bade him as an introduction to ten will keep your blood stream clear from “T don’t know, sire, There is said poekee kinds of Whitman's Chocolates Bu these destructive toxins and thereby to be.” and Confections. The Sampler contains 7 remove the fundamental cause of your “Then why can’t you get it?” 17 ounces of super-extra candies so fully He “ fagged-out ” feeling. “Sire, for the time being it seems to assorted that it has proved perhaps the 7 For over forty years Buffalo Lithia have disappeared off the face of the most popular package of candy in Water has been a standard remedy for carth! America. Th such conditions. Eminent physicians 1 endorse and prescribe its age: *xmong A Mere Dabbler y them HUNTER McGUIRE, M.D., LL.D., “DROFESSOR MYNDE is a leader a late President American Medical Asso- among the psychologists, don't B ciation, said: I know from constant pay atin ” i ‘ | | use of it personally and in practice “I think nothing of the sort. On Sam li that the results obtained from its use page 157 of his latest book the word Pp er But are far beyond those which would be! ‘function’ occurs only four times, and is sold by our dealer-agents in every state, L warranted by the analysis given. I) on page 304 he uses the word ‘reac- in every city and in nearly every town in Anc am of the opinion that it either con-| tion’ only twice.” the country. Wherever “she” may live, | T tains some wonderful remedial agent you can Send Her a Sampler. as yet undiscovered by medical science, = One dollar a package: more in extreme or its elements are so delicately com-| pfs Coc ent ner ou eel nd So bined in Nature's laboratory that they wether F. WHITMAN & SON, Inc. oO defy the utmost skill of the chemist Philadelphia to solve the secret of their power.” Thi: Write for our booklet, “ Springs of Health.” Makers of Vie? It Buffalo Lithia SpringsWater Company INSTANTANEOUS CHOCOLATE Baffalo Lithia Springs, Virginia NEW YORK ia 25 fe —- = America’s Latestand Most Taught Him wl Desson Refined and New York’s “Oh, Georgic, Georgie!" exclaimed a ei ventermost Hotel = fond mother when she saw her small boy ly hotel occupying anentire city blo considerably battered up and dirty, “ you Naadernitand Madiece Ave Aidend Hth have been fighting again! How often 1000 rooms; 950 with bath — Room rates have I told you that you shouldn't fight?” from $2.50 per day, Suites from 2 to 1$ “Well said he, “what are you going erp onlgstrarecsmyper yo orig to do when a fellow hits you?” salons and suites specially arranged “Why, keep out of the way,” said the ference etnete fence mine Gustav Baumann, Pres. “TH bet.” said the youngster, “he'll sone Spore < Print ep out of mine after this.” bron SATISFIED MARMAY Wy comicbooks.com