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Life — August 27, 1914 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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Life — August 27, 1914 — page 7: Life, 1914-08-27

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This page contains two distinct sections: **Upper section ("LIFE" masthead):** An abstract/symbolic illustration about the human condition—depicting a spiral (possibly representing the cyclical nature of existence) with figures engaged in various activities across different levels or stages. **Lower section:** A satirical piece titled "Railroad Arithmetic" mocking railroad industry logic. It uses absurdist math (e.g., "Ten weeks make one investigation") to critique how the industry handles accidents and safety violations—suggesting that multiple investigations and indictments merely result in a "Governor's pardon" rather than genuine accountability. **Bottom photograph:** Labeled "Two's Company," this appears to be a still from a film or theatrical production showing a romantic scene between two figures in an elegant garden setting. The page satirizes both existential themes and corporate malfeasance typical of Life's social commentary.

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Personal ACKSEATERS’ INN, Obscurity Corners, August, 1914 (Special to Lire)—Former limelighters who have registered here until the war is over are: T. Roosevelt. Emmeline Pankhurst. Victoriana Huerta. Railroad Anthmetic ‘WO trains make one wreck. Ten wrecks make one investigation, Ten investigations make one indictment. Ten indictments make one condemnation. One condemnation, plus one consideration, makes one Governor's pardon. “two's COMPANY”