Life — August 6, 1914 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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The Limits of Sunday Doctor Parkhurst, at a dinner in New York, said of Sabbath observance: “There are too many of us who are like the Hempstead woman. “This woman said to her little boy the other day. “©You mustn't roll your hoop in the front garden, dear. It's Sunday. Go roll it in the back garden.’ “ ‘Isn't it Sunday in the back garden, too, mamma?" the little boy asked.” —Kansas City Stor. Unreasonable Georgs Bernard Shaw is one of the few vegetarians who have remained true to the faith, and in a recent letter to a woman, reproaching her for her fight ainst the aigrette when she still ate meat, Mr. Shaw said: “The lack of logic prevails every- where! We call the tiger a ferocious and ravening beast, but what would you ladies be called if, for example, the lamly chop had a voice? "—London Opinion. A STILL HUNT IN Ky, Why She Quit Dinan (employed as waitress): Yas, mum, I am a-leavin’ dis place to-morrow. Mistress: Why, Dinah, whatever can have displeased you with your position? Haven't F been treating you well? Dinan: Oh, yas, indeed you have, mum. But to tell de truf, miss, house dey am too much shiftin’ ob de dishes fo’ de fewness of de vittles. Nothing New A reporter was interviewing Thomas A, Edison, “And you, sir,” he said to the in- ventor, “made the first talking ma- chine?” Mr. Edison replied; “the first one was made long before my time— out of a rib.”"—Tit-Bits. Ax Oklahoma editor was much inter- ested in a scientific note he encountered in a New York paper to the effect that if the earth were flattened the sea would be two miles deep all over the world. The editor reprinted the note with the following comment: “If any man is caught flattening the carth, shoot him on the spot. There's a whole lot of us in this State that can’t swim.”—Tit-Bits. Lire is puliished every Thiraday, simnttincossty {a Oe Unt Pemessions” $5.00 a year in aivance.” Additions) post to Canada's cents, Single curreet copies 19 cents. Muck amie, afer three wos 3 cents. "Issues peiot to 1910 out of print, vs comeributiom wit be ren iiseif rerponstale or the ta 108 a years ‘rou date of paviicaton: y stamped and addressed envelope. LAVE does net DELIGHT uo There is a vast dif- frente between a mild OC al Ss degree of pleasure and a full degree of delight. The difference between the guess-work cocktail— quite frequently palate-repelling mixture—and thesmooth, mellow, pleasurable cocktail, is embodied in every bottle of CLUB COCKTAILS — unvarying, aleraye the same choice liquors, always the sam: ing flavor. Measured to the drop, aged in ed blended of fine, matured liquors. Have you tried the Bronx and Dubonnet varieties? G. F. HEUBLEIN & BRO. Hartford, New York, London Importers of the famous A-1 7 Great Mate, Cans ant. Bris Live 6 for sale by all newsdeaters In Great Bri cities of the world.” ‘The foreign trade su London, EC. in and may be ebtalaed from booksellers fm all the priscipal from LIVES Londen Office, Rolls House, Berains Bodies, Tae text and 114 Sonthampeo Prompt n ations én LAP! London, WC. im should be sent by re copyrighted. For Reprint Rights in Great Britain apply to Lae, iMcribers of any change of address. Flay Ball! Copr. Life Pub. Co. HIS GRANDMOTHER'S FUNERAL < You've got him dead to rights, Fine for your office or den. now. Printed in full color on best Don’t let the little rascal ever grade Bristol board, size 12 fool you again. x 16. PRICE 25 CENTS Sent prepaid upon receipt of remittance. LIFE PUBLISHING COMPANY 17 West 31st Street, New York c { im comicbooks.com