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This page is primarily **advertising rather than political satire**. The main content features a Federal Motor Truck Company advertisement showing delivery vehicles, targeting "packing-houses and commission men" with claims about efficient meat product delivery. Below that is a small cartoon labeled "NOT SO FEMININE" depicting a woman saying she was "chump enough to try to frighten a suffragette"—a brief joke about the women's suffrage movement, suggesting suffragettes were known for fearlessness or aggression. The lower section includes an "Uncle Henry" advertisement and a "Basline Autovoline" motor oil ad. The page's top article discusses accelerating child development through electricity, reflecting early-20th-century technological optimism. Overall, this is a commercial rather than satirical page.

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1054 cc One of the fleet of Federals operated by Swift & Co, edhe el cia MOTOR TRUCKS PACKING-HOUSES AND COMMISSION MEN find in Federals their cheapest, most efficient delivery system Probably in no business are delivery problems more difficult than in the packing of meat products. Deliveries must be Prompt, efficient and regular; the loads, as a rule, are heavy; and the location of cus- tomers necessitates driving under all sorts of road conditions, It is also true that hardly any other bus- iness has such a thorough accounting system, such a complete knowledge of delivery cost. When, therefore, packing-houses in all parts of the country are discarding all other forms of delivery in favor of Federal trucks, it speaks volumes for the efficiency and economy of Federalized transportation. Federal trucks, to any packer, will mean not only considerably smaller investment in delivery equipment, but a very much small- ef operating cost. We are prepared to prove this to your satisfaction by the experience of many other concerns in your line; and shall be very glad, in addition, to go into your own deliv- ety problems in detail. Write for interesting booklet applying especially to packing-house and commission delivery. Accelerating Humanity ACCORDING to a report in the London Times, a man at Poole, England, has been having great luck raising chickens by electricity. Not only is the mortality reduced, but by surrounding the newly born chickens with an insulated wire, through which an alternating current of high fre- quency is run, they grow fully fifty per cent. faster than usual. Thus he has increased the efficiency of chickens by one-half, If this can be done with chickens, it can, of course, be done with human heings, The first step necessary will be to establish in each community a baby-intensifying plant, whereby babies can reach their growth by electricity, either singly or in groups, according to the means of the parents. Thus we will have young men quite fit to play baseball and football at the age of ten or eleven, instead of waiting until eighteen or twenty. The effect which the electrical dis- pensation will have upon the minds of young people has, of course, not yet been demonstrated, as the brain of a hen does not offer a fit medium for any result; but we may comfort our- selves with the thought that in the case of the mental development of our young people, no acceleration at pres- ent is necessary. Most of them know everything worth while knowing by the time they get to be sixteen or seventeen. It would probably con- tribute not very much to the well- being of the Republic if they could know this a few years earlier, NOT SO FEMININE “OH, WILLIAM! WHAT HAS HAPPENED TRY TO Federal Motor Truck Co., 102 Leavitt Ave., Detroit, Mich. An Inverted Democracy ARDINAL FARLEY declared the other day that “any measures the President and Congress decided upon in the Mexican crisis should be sup- ported by the whole people”. Doesn't that sort of turn our beloved democ- racy upside down and leave it standing in unstable equilibrium upon its apex? | Wouldn't it be better to say that any measures decided upon by all or a majority of the people should be sup- Uncle Henry—“ Nothing Like It” = “The biggest little motor help that ever came down the pike. Handy? !ehould say! Strong as a hawser, always on the job! Every man who drives a cat ought to have one.” Basline Autowline “The Little Steel Rope With The Big Pull” is the one accessory that can't be safely overlooked. Tire ‘wrenches and pliers ail help, but the little Autowline gets Made of 73 ible, durable, celebrated ‘Weighs 4% pounds. time Now Strand wire rope. every Stowa under acushion.’ All supply dealers. Price, east of Rocky Mountains, $2.95, Dlustrated circuli giving Autowline information. lerick & Bascom New Tort Offies, 160. Warren Street pe ts, Manufacturers of famous Yellow Strand