Life — June 4, 1914 — page 50: what you’re looking at

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bheidt ly War and Murder “| BEG your pardon,” said the Lady- from-Venus, poising her pencil above her note-book, “did I under- stand you to say that you electrocuted your murderers?” “Very generally, yes,” answered the Man-on-Earth, hi” “You see, murder is the greatest crime in the curriculum. It should be, and it is, punishable by death.” “Ah, yes. And when are you to electrocute your armies?” “Our what?” Why . that pain, when Your armies. Don’t they go about a sy f murdering folks?” Blue-jay would stop it in- || When your guests see this @ “Not at all. You don't understand stantly ? mark on your glassware || in the least. An army doesn't commit Why have a corn, when ’ their appreciation of your table service murder, It merely kills the enemy.” < rans doubled id Y Blue-jay would remove it in is led. es A . They know that Heisey’s @ Glassware “Then getting killed and being mur- stands for all that is beau- ¥ tiful, artis- ing?” two days? tic and durable in glassware. They re- dered are not the same thing? y d tothe kl g ft hospit- | “ _ i | Spear lags of beens ‘ oe So) ee at all + ied Why that discomfort, when : . hanks. 1 ‘wasnt sate. 1 bad 3 millions of people could tell you ridiculous idea that it didn't much . matter to a man whether he was mur- a way to get nid of it? dered or—merely killed.” “Oh, perhaps not—to the man. ‘These are the facts: But to society the result is entirely a NY, Ayre ae ir. And from different. You see, murder tends to es he destruction of society while Then, while you work or sleep or play, the des y Blue-jay undermines the corn. In two days war—" you can lift it out, without any pain or sore- “Yes?” pol “War is waged for the—er—benefit ‘Think how easy, how simple. OM EVERY PIECE | gives to your table. See that this mark is on all the glassware you bu; Ik means high ‘quality ‘without Bigh of society.” While you pare corns, or doctor them in Send for ill “ q “ + , «ea other petty ways, Bluesjay is taking out a end for How to Use te ee That is, the enemy's society? million corns a month, ‘suggestions for the setting of the table = — It is simply folly, in th dern days, t fiectively, f t is simply folly, in these modern days, to Se a ieee sults ros norm ‘A loge tat al pve w wide a choice you have of beauti- If this. ful designs in Heisey’s @ Glassware, A. H. HEISEY & Co. \ { » Blue-jay For Corns 15 and 25 cents—at Druggists Bauer & Black, Chicago and New York Makers of Physicians’ Supplies How to Remove Hair = — Sometimes one wishes, in completing the “Well, no, not the enemy's society. careful toilet, to remove superfluous hairs— Society aan 1” * without risk'of injury to the skin, There Society in ‘general. is no safe way of doing this permanently, but Of course. I understand perfectly. = That is, if one nation kills off another Evans's Depilatory Powder }}\ ration ‘and appropriates its land, it will thoroughly remove all traces of super- would be for the benefit of society in fluous hairs for a long time without harm- general? That is war?” ing or discoloring the skin, and used “Exactly.” occasionally will keep the skin free. 7" . 4 7 “But if a man kills another man 50 cents %,70"- tends Scents with yout and appropriates his property, that dealer’ and will mail you a package id. 1 iT iety ? If act perfectly satislectory we will refund Sour mooed) tends to the destruction of society? That is murder?” GEORGE B. EVANS, 1104 Chestnat St., Philadelphia a . ag a ” You've hit it precisely.’ “Ah! that settles it, then. A per- WANTED 7 fectly obvious distinction, is it not?” MOTION PICTURE PLAYS That oetanig ‘You can write them. We teach you. $25 to $200 for each play. . cee es “umpu! SQUAW SIE VOTE, ME SOON WoRK” Free Book A.M.P. Schools 674-D Sheridan Rd. Chicago “Don't mention it. F. D. B. PETER J. CAREY, PRINTER comicbooks.com