Life — June 4, 1914 — page 40: what you’re looking at

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Modern Vacation Joys THs being the beginning of the vacation season, a popular move- ment to increase the number and volume of noises in summer resorts is therefore now in order. The fact that the task is difficult should not deter anyone of health and ambition. Sometimes summer resorts are so far removed from the nearest road that the honk-honk of autos is not so loud as to prevent one from getting au few snatches of sleep between, say, two and four in the morning. But this could easily be remedied, either by moving the summer resort nearer Ube Automobilists—anywhere— may now obtain TIOLENE— the cleanest lubricating oil 'HIS is the same “ Crystal” medal-win- ning oil known by motorists in Europe. Same oil. Same refiners. Merely a differ- ent name for the American trade. Tiolene is made only from especially re- fined Penna petroleum, Keeps plugs, cylin- ders and valves free from carbon and in perfect condition. Tourists in New York State and northeastern Pennsylvania have obtained Tiolene in the “bull's. ” sealed I-gallon and 5-gallon cans from garages ttlong the road and have rade eforts to get a pet- manent supply. Now Tiolene may be had for the private garage anywhere in the new “bull’s-eye” container, a patented steel drum with a self-contained faucet for drawing off the oil as needed. The patented faucet fastened to the inside of the bung and is unscrewed and attached to the end of the drum for use. A perfect container for a perfect oil. Clean in use. Fice hom waste. ‘Two des, Bartel and half barel ‘Write for further information and prices on drums shipped direct to your garage. We pay the freight. TIONA OIL COMPANY Dept. A Main Office, Binghamton, N. Y- “The Oil OF FREDDIE FIREFLY TSHEE US HOME ZEE-ZEE TIRES There are only two kinds of tires in the world—Zee-Zees, and a half million others. Zee-Zee Tires are sold under guaranteed specifications—and the only tires made to fit the climate. Sounds odd, doesn’t it? But we make Zee-Zee cli- matic tires—a new and startling innovation in vulcanizing, Listen for a second: We vulcanize differently, five kinds of tires to suit five different climatic zones. The tire that suits the Atlantic Sea- . board won't give as long life in the Middle West—the tire vulcanized for the Southern states gives more mileage there than if used in California. So we vulcanize to fit your zones we make five very particular tires. Zee-Zee climatic tire with our own. alive today. climate—and for five particular climatic Then we back the long life of that And we haven't lost yet—for we are Zee-Zee Tires are skidless—for the Z in the tread is a leech for suction. Zee-Zee Tires are oil proof. Oil rots rubber—so by thickness and density we make Zee-Zees, a tire so exclusively good that it refuses to mix with oil! We want to sell you a tire—one! The other three will come along just as soon as Zee-Zee has‘shown its class. For there never yet has been one Zee-Zee Tire sold that it hasn’t sold others. Let us make good, will you, on our boast? And if the Zee-Zee doesn’t make good we will. Are you game for a trial with us taking the chances? We want live, progressive merchants to act as our agents to put in Zee-Zee Tires with worth-while profits. To such a man we will make a proposition big enough to interest mightily. Ss ZEE-ZEE TIRE & RUBBER CO. Zee-Zee Building 33d and Walnut Streets, Philadelphia, Pa. the road, or having the road brought nearer the summer resort. This year, so far, we have all the modern improvements to the tango, which have added a new joy to those who love to lie abed and listen during the small hours of the morning. But even if we do nothing more than this, we are doing fairly well. How timid and puny seem the old-time roar of the ocean, the crowing of roosters and the creak of farm wagons when nowadays, as we linger in some distant caravansary, we recruit our wasted energies on hesitation, rag- time, phonographs, telephone bells and siren horns, A Man who was reprimanded for swearing replied that he did not see any harm in it. “No harm in it!" said the minister. “Why, do you know the Commandment, “Swear not at all’?” “1 do not swear at all,” said the man. “T only swear at those who annoy me.” —Tit-Bits. ‘WOMAN'S CROWNING GLORY ANOTHER KIND comicbooks.com