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The main cartoon depicts a courtroom scene where a man on the witness stand is being questioned by multiple lawyers. The caption reads "A WORD WITH YOU, SIR," suggesting cross-examination testimony. The satirical point appears to concern **workplace safety regulations**. The accompanying Pyrene Fire Extinguisher advertisement uses the cartoon to make a moral argument: just as witnesses must tell the truth in court, businesses have a duty to honestly acknowledge safety negligence. The ad contrasts factory fire prevention requirements with home safety, arguing that people "unwillingly neglect" proper fire protection at home despite its importance. The cartoon thus frames fire extinguisher sales through a legal/ethical lens—equating honest testimony with honest safety practices.

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ne “In your factory—you provide adequate fire prevention equipment to conserve the phys- ical energies of your business and insure uninterrupted efficiency— and you obey the law. é FIRE EXTINGUISHER Brass and Nickel- plated Pyrene Fire Extinguishers are | * * .* #*® the only one-quart “In your home—where the loss or disfigure- ment of a single member of the household compels a shudder that wrings the heart— in your home, the treasure spot of your dearest possessions —the place where love remains even though tiches take wings and reputation falls to fire extinguishers Included Inthellate of approved Fire Appliances issued by the National Board of Fire Un- derwriters. Can be operated A easily by a woman pieces or even a child. “You neglect—you don’t wickedly neglect— Wosbee ea By “ But you unwiffingly neglect the one safe and we sane means of protection—ready. at your elbow’s end (at your dealer’s store for a few Polished brave, handsomely finlsh- trifling dollars), The Pyrene Fire Extin- ed, in United States, guisher.”” #7 WRITE FOR BOOKLET PYRENE MANUFACTURING CO. Alton Birmiegham Chicago Denver senville New Orleans Phoeniz Se, Paul ‘Andersen,S.C, Boston Gneinnati Detroit tea Neat Putsburg Salt Lake City ‘Atlanta Bridgeport Cleveland Moshe Oklshama Cy Ridmond San Antnio Baltimore Buffalo Dayton Milwaukee Philadelphia, York. Neb. Pacific Coast Distributors: GORHAM FIRE APPARATUS CO., San Francisco, hare Angeles, Seattle Distributors for Canada: Cai May-Oatway P. A. ped, Vancouver, Toronto Distributors for Great Britain aad the Continent: THE PYRENE GO. Lid. 1-21 Crest Gueea Street, Leadon, W.C, To a Critic OMETIMES I wonder which the earliest thrived, The mind creative or the analytic— Whether the bard and artist first ar- rived, Or first the critic? ’Tis certain that in dim primeval times Men fully understood the craft of slating ; And earlier than the skill of paint or rhymes They practiced rating. Dear Critic, as the generations pass, There is a deal of reputation-break- ing; The years to come may write you down an ass, And no mistaking. But let not this perturb your casy mind ; The donkey's ears are very slow in showing ; The lion’s skin that you have hid be- hind Is vast and flowing. 1358 Broadway, New York City Missing Their Opportunities GERMAN tailor named Eglinski has apparently broken the record as a father. He has had thirty-five children by two marriages. His wives were sisters. Twenty-six children are now living. The Emperor of Germany ordered him entertained a week in Berlin at the foyal expense. This is really getting off cheap, according to Dr. Bernard Shaw, who thinks the government should pay about ten thou- sand dollars for every child. During the years Herr Eglinski has been walking the floor, there must have been a very young baby in the house most of the time. Yet there is no evidence that either parent has written any book on psychology, or that they have recorded their scientific method of bringing up children. We suspect that they didn’t have one. This, of course, is sad. If they had lived in America they could, by this time, be in charge of a new department of prolifics at Yale or Harvard. In the May Ist Vogue Elsie de Wolfe writes about Mrs. Ogden Armour’s house at Lake Forest, with photographs of the principal rooms. English week-end cottages. Albert Her- ter’s house. New things for the summer home. Late spring fashions from Paquin, Jenny, Premet, Rondeau, Callot, Chéruit. And in the next Vogue Brides—and that secondary consideration, bridegrooms. Lat- est ideas for wedding gowns, jewelry, bridesmaids’ gowns, wed ding presents. Get the May 1st Vogue to- day, and warn the newsdealer that you will want the forthcom- ing May 15th Brides’ Number. YOU CAN SLEEP after sunrise, on your sleeping porch, or campiré. if you wear a B.K.B. It Sts comfortably over | the eyes, will not fall off, and induces as well s+ prolongs sleep. t postpaid for 25 cents. NIGHT MFG. CO., 6 Harvard Square, Cambridge, Mas.