Life — March 5, 1914 — page 9: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

LANE BRYANT'S Maternity Apparel ATTRACTIVE MODELS for Spring ” iti Only one wear, made to expend a8 required: i women has the Yaar a ‘All styles an: Dresses — Skirts — Suits Oblong Rubber Button. Inderwear Infant's Layette Send for edition "KM" EXPECTATIONS AND STYLES WA over ene hundred models. No. 6010—(as illustrated)—Maternity Dress of Striped French 10. 15 Challie; all sizes and colors. le Lane Bryant 2S West 38th Street NEW YORK missible, and in Thibet, four or more husbands. In America, in this twen- tieth century, while one may attain that number of partners by due diligence, it is better to take them one at a time rather than simultaneously, as the law is severe on bigamists, In China and Japan old age is hon- ored and ancestor-worship prevails, but among some savage tribes, when grandpa gets too old they knock him on the head, put him in the pot, and have him for dinner. Americans are reputed extravagant and irreverent, but those of us who are fortunate enough to be able to trace our pedigrees thus far, think too much of our grand- parents to waste them in that way. In the famous days of chivalry it was taken for granted that the world owed every knight and his retinue a living, and they loafed around country and collected it in whatever way they liked—their neighbor's horses, or cattle, “eventnouan W © 0.7.c0.,1019 Ihe tops of even the sheerest hosiery will T not “start” if secured by the famous pel Gitijbs a eaten Rubber Loop give absolute mee pd ip let wipe To avoid “drop stitches” be sure your corsets are fitted with the ZZ%Lu~ Hose Supporters. GEORGE FROST CO., MARERS, BOSTON You Can't be too Particular about the little details of ingdreas. Therelore you need Rubber a KREMENTZ Bodkin-Clutch Studs and Vest Buttons The kind that never give trouble ‘They go ln ke a Noodle, and Hold an Anchor will sie stiffest linen; swerequallywellforavottfrostebir. ie y ‘ . Caff Links to Match = or castle, or wife, as might suit them, In all styles from the finest gold and during said neighbor’s absence, he pietipam sonsted est with pestle or probably being similarly engaged him- self elsewhere. Neither society nor atavism or reversion to type—and might have been esteemed the pink of propriety in the days of Henry VIII or King John. terns. Ask to see them at the best jewelers, or write us for booklet. Krementz & Co. 60 Chestnut St, Newark, N.J. Lareest Manatacturery of Itigh Grade Jewelry ia the W. the law approves of such performances nowadays, and the sheriff is likely to take a hand. Yet people prate of the good old days! In general, if your neighbor's ways shock you as extremely improper, try to make allowance for him. He may mean well, but perhaps has been born out of his day and generation—an Probably the most practical, up-to- date guide as to what is proper in manners and morals in public is the foliceman. If you don’t conform pretty closely to his ideas, he will run you in and let you explain to the judge later. May you all have no difficulty in do- ing this satisfactorily, should occasion arise. C. 0. L. comicbooks.com