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This page contains **advertising and serialized fiction** rather than political cartoons. The main content is a romantic short story titled "Two Hearts" about Inez, a wealthy young woman engaging a poor stenographer. The satire is **social commentary on class and marriage**: Inez comes from extreme wealth (Newport homes, Fifth Avenue, Adirondacks camps) yet remains "unspoiled," while her fiancé earns only $2,000 annually—insufficient for their proposed lifestyle. His vague assurance that "my salary would hardly keep us in doormats" humorously underscores the vast income gap. The surrounding ads—for James E. Pepper whisky, Krementz jewelry studs, and Zane Grey's western novel—target upper-class readers. The implicit joke critiques both naive wealthy girls and working-class suitors' delusions about supporting a luxurious life on modest wages. This reflects early 20th-century anxieties about class mobility and marriage across economic divides.

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In over a century and a quarter we’ve found out a good many peculiar things con- cerning the sale of whisky. One of the most peculiar of them is that men continue to drink some brand, once very good, that has now become—very bad. To understand, you must give us credit in knowing whisky conditions. Many brands of one time merit are now sold only because men don’ ténow. Habitisa forceful thing! James E. Pepper The National Whisky —in season and out of season; at every time and at all times has maintained the highest standard of quality ever knowninthe whisky business, A Trial Shipment We offer to send four quarts, express prepaid (east of the ocky Mts.) for $5; with the under- standing that you may use up one quart in testing. If you desire the money re- funded after the test, you need only ask for it. The James E. Pepper Distilling Co. TEV IRESEN: Two Hearts “J AM so happy, mamma.” As Inez spoke she twined her beautiful arms around her mother’s neck, Although they were many times millionaires, and had houses at New- port and on Fifth Avenue and camps in the Adirondacks, Inez’s parents had. not spoiled their daughter. In the midst of so much splendor, she yet remained a child at heart. Nothing so delighted her as the simple pastime of plucking daisies, and she preferred her primitive little pony-cart to all the six-cylinder autos in the world, When, therefore, she announced her engagement to her father’s head stenog- rapher, a strong, manly, handsome fellow, they both rejoiced at the choice. “Ah, my child,” said Inez’s mother, smoothing back the hair from the fair young forehead, “why should you not be?” At this moment a step was heard on the white marble sidewalk below. It was the head stenographer approaching. He clasped Inez fervently in his arms, while her beautiful head rested on his shoulder. “Darling,” he said, “when we are married we will live in a stately house on upper Fifth Avenue, and you shall have everything you wish.” “On your salary of two thousand?” she murmured. “Certainly not. My salary would hardly keep us in doormats. It shall Se “$0 THAT'S PERSEUS, 1S IT? 1 SHOULD worry!” “ooul u's cor A Mouse.” IN ANY SHIRT FRONT ‘Whether stiffly starched or the new soft, pleated style. Krementz Bodkin - Clutch Studs and Vest Buttons (With Calf Links to match) work easiest and hold best. They go in like g needle and hold like an anchor. Unbreakable. In many beautiful patterns, from the finest gold or plati- num set with precious stones, down to inexpensive grades. Ask any leading jeweler. Illustrated booklet on request. KREMENTZ & CO., 60 Chestnut St. Newark, N. J. ‘Largest Mirs. of high. ore Jewelry fm the work ff Zane Grey’s New Novel— The Light of Western Stars She didn’t know she was married, and when she found out—well, the story is told in Zane Grey’s new novel, “The Light of Western Stars,” just pub- lished. She was a New York girl and things happen from the minute she gets off the train in the little cattle town just this side the turbulent Mex- ican border. “The Light of Western Stars” is not rip-snorting border fic- tion by any means, but a man’s size novel—a swinging tale of reality— every incident natural, and for that reason all the more exciting. It reveals a life you would like to live yourself. It all happens to-day—and this is the best day to get this new novel. $1.35 net HARPER & BROTHERS be your father’s pleasure to keep us going.” Now, nothing was further from Inez’s thoughts that this. She shrank from luxury with the pure instincts of a perfectly natural nature. “Why is it necessary for us to do this, dear?” she asked tremblingly. “You know that it is distasteful to me.” “For my sake. I have never had anything, you know. And if I married you and went on not having anything, it would look as though I did not know how to control you; and this is a criti- cism that no American husband can afford to permit.” “But I have had everything, and I com