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This page contains a book review in verse of *The Iron Trail* by Rex Beach—an adventure novel set in Alaska featuring an ambitious railroad builder ("The Iron Prince" O'Neil), a villainous schemer (Gordon), and a clever female journalist (Eliza Violet Appleton) who exposes the villain's plots. The poem humorously summarizes the melodramatic plot: the protagonist must build a steel railroad across brutal Alaskan terrain, bridge a catastrophic ice river during spring thaw, and ultimately wins both the engineering challenge and the heroine's heart. The satire lies in how the reviewer (Arthur Guiterman) exaggerates the story's overwrought romanticism and manufactured obstacles—earthquakes, waterspouts, glaciers, and cataracts of ice—all conveniently resolved so the hero can kiss the girl beside a triumphant bridge. The surrounding advertisements (perfume, electrical starter systems, books) were standard Life magazine content; they're not satirical themselves.

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Rhymed Reviews The Iron Trail (By Rex Beach. Harper & Bros.) H® E’S something like a busy scene !— Alaska, glaciers, railroads, lovers And Crafty Financiers, between A pair of gold and scarlet covers. “The Iron Prince”, they call O'Neil, Whom Fortune always dealt four aces; He toiled to spin two threads of steel Across Alaska’s roughest places. And while he made this Iron Trail He had to foil at every station One Gordon, villain of this tale, A Specialist in Machination, Before the road was well begun Appeared, to make the story brighter, Eliza Vi'let Appleton, That clever lady special writer. On Every Woman’s Dressing-table there should slveya bo found a bottlo of that matchless perfume, tho old time favorite MURRAY @ LANMAN’S Florida Water Once used, it is simply indispensable. Grateful on handkerchief or clothing; a fragrant Lotion or Spray ; a refreshing addition to the Bath, the Basin, or to the tumblor when brushing tho teeth . it is mildly antiseptic and always delightful. :. 8 :. ASK YOUR DRUGGIST FOR IT. REFUSE ALL SUBSTITUTES! Sample size mailed for siz cents in stamps. Ask for our booklet, “Beauty and Health.” Lanman & Kemp, 135 Water Street, New York Saves the battering of your con tering of garbage from pounding CH. STEPHENSON, Mfr. <¢2 Only One Control—A single Unit System that works all the time.’ Absolutely Reliable in Starting. Keeps Storage Battery charged so that you have nothing to watch or worry about. Absolutely Prevents Stalling When car speed falls off the starter acts as an aid to your motor. It keeps the engine spinning so that you can stop and start in crowded traffic without shifting gears. For Pleasure Cars or Motor Trucks. You can insist upon having it on any new car. Installations have been made on old cars. Write for Catalog Standard equipment on Franklin, White and Others DYNETO ELECTRIC CO., Dept. L, Syracuse, N.Y. Sales Agent: T. J. WETZEL New York City 17 W. 42ad Street She wrote and published reams and reams About Alaskan projects mazy, Which punctured. Gordon’s wicked schemes And ultimately drove him crazy. But now our Trail: I figure out It had to traverse wild abysses, An earthquake plus a water-spout, With sundry glacial precipices. Yet more: O'Neil at any price Was forced to bridge the worst of rivers, Composed of cataracts of ice, Which tore all common work to slivers. While Winter gripped with fingers cold That devastating stream, he spanned it. Then down the springtide freshet rolled ;— Ah, could his puny structure stand it? The bridge stood fast! He'd .won! he'd won! Now let his plotting foes deride him! He turned—and brave Miss Appleton Was sitting there, alone, beside him, To her upon that lordly span He told his love. She breathed a sighlet, Then coyly kissed the lucky man And_ sweetly murmured, “Call me Vi'let "! ; Arthur Guiterman. Crowds “A cupful of common sense with a quart of idealism poured over it. Get a copy and watch it swell. —Life. Crowds “Crowds is one of those books that make you chuckle when you are reading them to your- self and make you go to find somebody to read them aloud to. It is full of clever writing.” —The Independent. Crowds “It is a revolutionary book; and designed so to be. Mr. Lee is always and 60 enlives ing."—Ocklond Enquirer. Crowds ‘ou. His style is breezy, pontancous. He makes one share bis a goodness and the crowd's response to it"—Chicago Record: Herald. Crowds “This writer got hold bere of an alluring idea, an idea capable of endless, curious, striking, and philosophic application. The’ idea of ‘Sartor Resartus,’ the world seen as clothes, is hardly a more spectacular and spacious vehicle for the ioterpretation by the imagina. tion of the universe than this idea of the world seen as crowds."—New York Tribune. By Gerald Stanley Lee Net $1.35 At all Bookshops DOUBLEDAY, PAGE & CO. Garden City New York et ceice.. Sead for cation of Bridge, Acctoa and "00 ice-~ Sead for ex Depts L.. RADCLIFFE & GO. 144 Pearl 6. N FoR 23 CIGARS “MADE AT KEY WEST-— comicbooks.com