Life — August 21, 1913 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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Kick the Switch On—No Other Control ‘Your car starts at once. There is nothing to watch. Keep the switch on. You can’t stall the engine. The Dyneto-Entz not galy starts the engine every time, but keeps car under r ‘You can shut off ga, throw on clutch, at ive headway. start without shicting gears in crowded traffic. This simple control and reliability is what you want. Simple —Sturdy—Accessible Absolutely Prevents Stalling . ELECTRIC STARTER and LIGHTING SYSTEM Throw on switch and leave it on. When your car at- tains a speed of 10 miles, the DYNETO-ENTZ Unit changes trom Starting Motor to a Storage Battery Generator. This 1ed without the aid of automatic devices, ‘When the car drops below 10 miles TO-ENTZ changes back to a Motor, assisting the engine and preventing stalling. The DYNETO-ENTZ System is composed of a motor- fenerator (with only one moving part) an ordinary 3point blade switch, one storage battery, lighting switch and simple wiring. Requires practically no attention from the operator for maintenance. Storage Battery is so constructed that it cannot be injured by overcharging, doing away with com- plicated automatic cut outs, Insist on Having The DYNETO-ENTZ on Your New Car Garage Men and Mechanics Put DYNETO-ENTZ on Old Cars jnlike most electric st tery, the DYNETO-ENTZ, being so compact « unit, can by indivi Is on Cadillac, Stoddard-Dayton, Pier be properly installed manufacturer can inst and other cars. iton your new car. Sta ‘Write for booklet and full particulars, jarage men and mechanics have made installations for Peerless, Lozier and many others. will eurely give satisfaction. Any led on your old cai lard Equipment for Franklin, White, DYNETO ELECTRIC CO., Dept. L, SYRACUSE, N. Y. Plant Devoted Exclesively to the Manefactare of Starters and Lighting Systems Sales Agent, T. J. 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As the cardinal came down the aisle to go to his home the Catholic door- keeper leaned across to the other and said: “Hey, Jim, be sure to touch the car- dinal when he goes out!” “What pocket has he got it in?” asked Jim hoarsely. —Saturday Evening Post. “Save me a sample of everything the patient takes,” directed the young doctor. “He took a kiss this morning,” fal- tered the pretty nurse—Wasp. The piguancy of « Sherbet ts attained by vaing, Abbott's Bitte: mple of bitters by mall, 25 cte. tn CPW: Abvote @ Co., Baltimore, Md. Mrs. Loxcwevve: Such a charming husband Mrs. Von Pickle has! So tender after ten years of marriage! Mr. Loncweppe: Quite natural. It would make a rhinoceros tender to be kept in hot water for ten year: —Tit-Bits. Must Save Through Winter In the spring a young man’s fancy lightly turns to thoughts of clothes. How to get some is the question. And the answer? 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