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This Life magazine page contains three satirical pieces: **"The Colossus at Panama"** depicts Uncle Sam straddling the Panama Canal—a reference to America's construction and control of this strategic waterway, presenting U.S. imperial ambition as monumental power. **"High Finance"** jokes about economic class through a boy buying cheap cigars instead of his father's expensive ones, satirizing working-class versus wealthy consumption habits. **"An Affair of States"** is a clever wordplay poem using U.S. state abbreviations as puns (Miss, Del, Mass, Ore, Minn, Kan, Ill, Tenn, Md, R.I., Pa, Conn, Wis) to tell a romance story—a young woman falls, a man rescues her, and they marry. It's light satirical humor playing with geography and language rather than substantive political critique. The page reflects early-20th-century American life, imperial confidence, and genteel magazine humor targeting educated readers familiar with state names and classical references.

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THE COLOSSUS AT PANAMA High Finance MALL BOY (handing druggist a half dollar): Five five-cent cigars, and give me the change. But, Bob, your father always smokes ten- “AND BEAUTY DRAWS US WITH A SINGLE HAIR" THE CALL OF THE WILD WHAT A YEAR MAY BRING, A PARADE MAY TAKE AWAY An Affair of States CHARMING Miss. garbed dla, mode Approached a bosky Del. A Mass. of brush beside the road Ore.-turned her, and she fell. “Ah, what a fix I Minn.” she cries (The aris. filled with shrieks). “Ind. deed I'm hurt, I Kan. not rise, “Now I'll be JIL, for weeks!” Tenn. paces from the wailing maid There, walked a young Md. “Stay where you R. Ill give you aid,” He called, “ Just count on Afe.” “OQ. send for Pa.,” she moaned; but he Picked up the fainting Miss. She played her Conn. game. skilfully, They're married now, I Wis. Ivy Kellerman-Reed. \VY