Life, 1913-07-10 · page 41 of 44
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This short story satirizes anti-suffrage arguments of the era. A father "confesses" his daughter's supposedly shameful character flaws to her suitor: she's **economical, practical with household finances, and deprecates suffragist tendencies** — meaning she rejects women's suffrage activism. The joke is inverted: what the father presents as character defects are actually virtues. By listing "she cares little for freakish dress" and "is really modest," he's implying that suffragists were frivolous, immodest, and impractical — tired stereotypes used to oppose women's rights. The suitor's devastated reaction ("How could she so deceive me!") amplifies the satire: *Life* magazine is mocking men who found educated, fiscally responsible, modest women threatening because they didn't fit the dependent "angel of the home" ideal. The piece ridicules both anti-suffrage prejudices and the double standard where women's competence and independence became character flaws in conservative eyes.
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Saved “you are thinking of marrying my daughter?” The elderly man who had just en- tered the private office leaned toward his younger companion confidently. “That is my intention, sir.” “Then I thought it was nothing more than right for me to drop in and give you the facts. I am a man of honor, sir. To get down to business, my daughter is not what you think she is!” “You astonish me!” “And yet, sir, it is quite simple if you will consider it for a moment. I am an older man than you, and I feel that, before you take this irrev- ocable step, it is nothing more than fair that you should know the truth. My daughter’s beauty has attracted you.” “More than that, sir; she is charm- ‘ou have been deceived. She ap- pears charming to you because she is a woman, and, being a woman, she is actress enough to conceal her faults.” “We all are mortal. I’m not per- fect myself.” “But my daughter, sir, has, I regret to say, tendencies which may make it very hard for you to get along with her. 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