Life — June 19, 1913 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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A Waste of Valuable Time E had just returned from a journey around the world. He knew that the beautiful girl he had left behind him a year before was waiting for him, It was, therefore, _ with the most ecstatic feeling of joy that upon his arrival he presented him- self at her house. After the first bewildering and glad- some greeting, they sat on the sofa together. He was about to kiss her, when she said: “One moment, darling. Since you have been away, father, who, as you know, is a banker, has been convicted by the Money probers and is now in jail.” “T had heard somethirg about it.” “ Mother has turned suffragette, and yesterday, while trying to break into Congress, was locked up.” “Indeed!” “Sister has become a Futurist, and is doing the decorations for the Bloomingdale Insane Asylum.” “ How interesting, but——" “Brother got his divorce yesterday and has gone into temporary Lank- ruptcy in order to get out of paying his alimony. Now you may kiss me.” He folded her reproachfully in his arms, “Tt seems a pity, dear,” he said, as he imprinted upon her ruby lips the impassioned emblem of a long de- ferred love, “that you should delay this joy just to tell me the ordinary things that are likely at any time to happen to any New York family in good standing.” A MAN to whom sculpture is new, secs a barber's block, or some ordinary piece of statuary; he is immediately struck and pleased, because he sees something like a human figure; and, entirely taken up with this likeness, he does not at all attend to its defects. No person, I be- lieve, at the first time of seeing a picce of imitation ever did—Edmund Burke. Why risk going against the motor manufacturers’ knowledge of oil? The men who built your motor are even more anxious to see it make good than you are. That’s why leading motor manufacturers are beginning to vigorously advise the use of Wolf’s Head Oil. Here are some of the famous manufacturers who already use or advise the ase of Wolf's Head Oil : Overland ‘Sampson Truck Lozier Gas e Engine & Px Co, Oldemobie ‘and Chas. L. Seabury & it . Cons. Columbia Ven bere iotor Co, Stoddard-Dayton Electric Launch Elco) Maxwell Reliance Mote 8 ‘Ci a Paige-Detroit Scripps Motor Co. sotta Builders of motor in the cele- Silent Knight Daimler Blount & Lovell oun & Love tes Midland Motor co. Federal Motor Truck Co, INSIST ON WOLF’S HEAD OIL IN THE ORIGINAL SEALED CANS Write Us forZBooklet!Giving Advice of Motor Manufacturers. WOLVERINE LUBRICANTS CO., 76 BROAD STREET, NEW YORK Branches: Chicago, Philadelphia, Washington, Boston, Utica, Buffalo, Pittsburgh TERRITORIAL AGENCIES: W. P. FULLER & CO. San Francisco THE OZBURN s Pacis Coast, Australia, and New Zealand ne EL USTELL Coons bY OO BUHL SONS Detroit, Mich. x age FAIRBANKS-MORSE Co, Limited, Mon: aie "HUR STORZ, AUTO SUPPLY CO. + Omaha, VANS OIL WORKS - Insist Upon Wolf’s Head Oil— Memphis, Tenn, en coco Ga. SOUTHERN HARDWARE & wroonsstess™ Mo New Orleans, La, Neb. Cincinnati. OGDEN PAINT, OIL, & GLASS CO. Ogden, Utah Just As the Motor Manufacturers Do ROUND THE WORLD fo frome nig travel de dae Lass, Leaked rad pegots to leave besnd (the wo he Atooeda) Or Liz. SPECIAL SHORT TOURS Me me Oct Jan. 10, 1914, Send for Bustrated rogram THOS. COOK & SON, 24S Broadway, New York or Boston Philadelphia Chicago Montreal Toronto San Francisco Los Angeles INTs bi ad" Rattan Each In ved, blee, Urve, ereen. Pun ede i oll gee Me.” Dealers exerrehcre some pened on ree beice Send for “Asction. [pepe 1. ADELA Es SSO. ita Peart Sig New York ‘Underground Garbage Receiver box ‘eae NO PLU NO LITTER. NO ODORS. Opens a fe font foot: cones | Ls on and sanitary. Sold direct PHENSON, Mit, "i Farrar 8t.. Lynn, Mass. SWS ~ SSS&s5 S WRONGS—REAL AND FANCIED comicbooks.com