Life, 1913-05-01 · page 38 of 48
Life — May 1, 1913 — page 38: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertisements and filler content**, not political satire. It includes: **The satire present:** "The New Science" is a brief joke about dangerous automobiles and Dr. Carrel's (likely Alexis Carrel, a real surgeon) medical advances—the humor lies in suggesting chauffeurs can be mass-produced with interchangeable parts like machines, darkly commenting on both automotive danger and industrial mechanization. **The main content:** The bulk of the page features **commercial advertising** (Grinnell Gloves, typewriters, perfume, a Civil War history book) and a reprinted classical anecdote about Dr. Johnson refuting Berkeley's philosophical idealism. The illustration of a Confederate cavalry officer on horseback advertises a photographic history of the Civil War—not commentary, but period entertainment marketing. **For modern readers:** This reflects early 1900s Life as a mixed publication combining light humor, classical literature excerpts, and heavy advertising rather than sustained political cartooning.
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Other sty los wlubeut guantiet for oiling, Sablog, ting and cider eporta, Grioactl Gloves ade of epaclally tanned velvet coltehia "a crack, pect, abrlak " Rarchasied freedom yrt durable as rawhide, soup acd water oF gusilna, ‘See Grinaell Gloves at yout dealer's —or, tf be down" Applied Theory Dr. Johnson, being in company with a gentleman who affected to maintain Dean Berkeley's strange position, “ that nothing exists, but as perceived by some mind.” When the gentleman was going away Dr. Johnson said to him: “Pray, Sir, don't leave us; for we may, per- haps, forget to think of you and then you will cease to exist.” Dralle’s Famous Perfume The most costly as well as the most economical Perfume sold in America. One drop of Dralle’s Illusion possesses the combined fra- grance of the thousands of fresh flowers from which it isextracted. Dealle’s Illusion is sold at drug- gists and department stores and all dealers of Toilet Articles, in cut-glass bottles with elongated stoppers in polished wood cases. Right odors can now be had — Lilac, Rose, Lilf-of-the-Valley,Heli- otre] Wistaria and Narcissus at $1.50;Astra and Violet, at $1.75. Beware of Inarations— Insist on getting Dralle's Illusion—the genuine non- alcoholic perfume. Imported by Geo. Borgfeldt & Co. 16th St. and Irving Place NEW YORK The New Science Mr. Hay-Burner: These high-power machines they’re making get more dan- gerous every day. Mr. Gasote Oh, well, it doesn’t matter so much now that Dr. Carrel is turning out chauffeurs with inter- changeable parts. TYPEWRITER 918 Wonderful $18 Bennett Portable Typewriter does all work of $100 machines. All important improvements, writing m Visible, 54 character standard keybdard, Slips In grip or pocket. Writeon train, at home, oflice,any where. Simplic: y ware others 1700 to 37w), jurable and low =pri Neat, rapid work. Lasts lifetime, c 3 to #1009 bines. Can send parcel port, ts wanted. Ask for catalog. T. H.C. BENNETT TYPEWRITER Co. 366 Br.adway, New York The Mysterious Man OF THE Confederate Army Officers in the Union Army thought him a mys- tery. He was Colonel Ashby of the Confederate Rangers, a handsome, daring soldier, and a superb horseman. He and his beautiful white horse, alone on the hilltop, would attract the Union troopers. When capture seemed sure, Ashby would slowly mount and canter leisurely out of sight. When his pursuers reached the spot, Ashby and his white charger would stand out on the crest of a still more distant hill, Only once was Ashby captured. Vaulting into the saddle, he had raced to best the foremost Union trooper, Sergeant Pierson, to the open road. They reached the road crossing to- gether. Ashby fired. The Union trooper did not return the fire and Ashby replaced his weapon. As the two men came together, Ashby drew a large knife and raised it to strike. ‘Pierson reached over, seized Ashby’s wrist. with one hand, while with the other he grasped the partisan leader's long black beard and held him until the other Union troopers reached the spot. The captive was allowed toride his white horse back to the Union lines. They had gone but a short way when the mysterio white horse wheeled suddenly to one side. bounde: overahigh plantation fence and dashed away across the fields. You will sce his photograph and story, together with many others as startling, in the PHOTOGRAPHIC HISTORY 9F 7 CIVIL WAR A Million Words of Story Lite S113. Iy the long run it is with a profession as with marriage: we cease to remark anything but its drawbacks. —Valerius Maximus. May 24th Last Day of Low Price Price Goes Up $15 45,000 Sets Already Sold 10 Tall Rich anuheueands Volumes of Photographs ‘A real War with all its herotsm—tts exettement—Its bitterness—fashed through the camera {n thousands and thousands of long lost photographs to the pages before you. A REAL WAR with {ts soul tearing experiences told in burning words by men who suffered and sacrificed. Joba To Be in Time Send Coupon Today For Free Sample Pages with Beautiful Pictures 80 that you can get our reply and mail your order on or before May 24:0. On that day the price of the War book goes up $15, and the Wanamaker Club closes for food. Now—today—you can have the. whole ten’ volumes with thelr thousands and thousands of photographs and thelr vivid story—all for less than It cost Brady to take one photograph, for leas than one cent a picture. This is your last chance. Act now or you ‘Will be too late. 5 i . Remember May 24th is the last day. Give yourself time to re- ceive a reply to the coupon and answer it by that date. Send the coupon today—it’s your last chance to save $15. Wanamaker New York Send me F 12 rare and tateres Ing war-time pboto- graphs sbown in teen sample pages o| Photographic History the Civil War 1am i terested In your offer to = me $151n the purchase of th ‘work, but 1am to bo un obligation. JOHN WANAMAKER—New York comicbooks.com