Life — May 1, 1913 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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<AVT Sc 159°R), AVE) Wasn't Vain Daniel C. French, the sculptor who was commissioned to make the bust of Ralph Waldo Emerson, which is now in Memorial Hall, Harvard University, tells this story: At one of the sittings Mr. Emerson rose suddenly and walked over to where the sculptor was working. He looked long and earnestly at the bust, and then, with an inimitably droll expression, he said : “The trouble is the more it resembles me the worse it looks.”—Netwark Star. Amateur Theatricals Cynxtw1a: Dorothy and Gladys are go- ing to sing a solo now. Mrs, Gay: Why, how can they sing a solo? Cyxrma: Ob, Gladys has no voice. —Woman’s Home Companion. Bitty (to Suffragette Leader): Say, lady, if yez want any winders busted, me an’ de gang’ll take de contrack cheap. —Harper’s Weekly. CHAP, BUT vl Te eae Z “ ALWAYS KNEW I WAS A HUSKY LITTLE AN AUTOMOBILE!” His Name She ransacked every novel, And the dictionary, too, But nothing ever printed For her baby’s name would do; She hunted appellations From the present and the past, And this is what she named him When they christened him at last: Julian Harold Egbert Ulysses Victor Paul Algernon Marcus Cecil Sylvester George McFall. But after all the trouble She'd taken for his sake, His father called him Fatty, And his schoolmates called him Jake. —Minna Irving, in New York Times. An Even Break Me. Jin You've spent fourteen mortal hours and $35, and what have you got to show for it? One hat worth about $3.50. Mas. Jinxs: True. And last week you spent five days and $118, and what have you got to show for it? One fish story about a big trout that got away and an awful cold in your head. Country Gentleman, IMAGINED I COULD DRIVE year; 10 Canada, date of publication, 25 ce: 1ae2 prior to 1910 ovt of print. Ne contribution teil! be returned wales responsible for the las or manoreturn of ‘emtributions, wultaneously in the United States. Great Britain, Canada and British t. Additional postage to foreign countries in the Postal Union, $1.04 ingle current copies, 10 cents, Back numbers, after three months trom inted by stamped and addreved envelope. Live does met hold itself Lire fs for sale by all newsdealers io cities of the world, The foreign trade Loadea, EC. The tot and Ularaions tn Li Seuthampeen Rare, Lenden, W/, _ Prompt netifcation should be unt by subrriber Beit chante of addres, and may be obtained from booksellers in all the principal ied from Livx’s Londoa Office. Cannon House. Breams Buildings, re copyrighted. For Reprint Rights im Great Britain apply Live, 114 BON VOYAGE BOXES A Gift that wiil prove acceptable to a traveler is Dean’s Bon Voyage Box, filled with Dean's appetizing Cakes and Candies. The Com- bination Bon Voyage Box has proved a great success and this season's novelties DEAN’S SURPRISE BON VOYAGE BOXES with six packages, one for each day out, is still better—$14 and $18. They are fully described in an illustrated price list, sent promptly on request. Prices: $6, $7, $10, $12, $12.50, $14, $15, $18, $20 and $25. 628 Fifth Avenue, New York City Established 74 Years It’s So Good !!— and ready for use as a beverage in a minute. So finely ground it possesses the smoothness of cream —so rich in flavor as to make it a delicious and wholesome food. Ground Maillard’s Ground Chocolate is most popular at luncheons and afternoon teas. Maillard’s Vanilla Cake Chocolate— a dainty ‘ that all enjoy. All Leading Grocers Chocolate comicbooks.com