Life — March 27, 1913 — page 56: what you’re looking at

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-LIFE- Beats a Tub Bath Sends You Down to Work Feeling Like a Boy Any way you take it—cold, hot or tepid—you'll find a shower far more luxurious than a tub bath. _ Acold shower every morning—especially in warm weather— is the finest kind of a tonic; stirs the blood up; arouses do-it- now energy; puts you in shape for hard work. And a warm or hot shower with soap is the most enjoy- able way in the world to get clean. Let us prove that by sending you a new kind of shower for free trial right on your own bath tub— Let Us Lend You a Kenney Needle Shower On 10 Days’ Free Trial There is almost as much difference between a needle shower and an ordinary overhead shower as between a bath in a por- celain tub and a sponge bath out of a tin bowl. And here is an improved needle shower throwing four gen- erous, stimulating streams instead of only one. Yet it costs less than half as much as the cheapest overhead shower you can get. No Bothersome, Unsanitary Curtain Works on new principle. Needs no clammy, dripping curtain to keep it from splashing out of the tub. That makes it about twice as enjoyable as any old-style shower. Doing away with the expensive curtain and with overhead piping and complicated parts is what makes the price so low. Don’t Have to Drench Head When you stand erect in using this new kind of shower, not a drop of water touches your head. All strikes direct against the body, from the shoulders down. But if you want to douse your head, simply bend over a trifle. avy A very handsome Fi put up on any bath tub. Never in the way. Don’t Send Any Money Just order on your letterhead or en- close business card or reference and you'll get the shower complete and prepaid for ree enjoyment. want to keep it, just send us $6 in full payr if not, simply return it. Better write for the free trial to- A single month’s vse will alone be worth more than the shower will cost you. M. W. Reddan Specialty Co. 25 West Broadway, New York (Responsible Ageats Wanted) trouble comes from too much gold. The more gold we get the worse we are off, If we had three times as much gold as at present, we could not possibly live at all.” Mr. G. Loeb Trotter, who has just re- turned from the other side, says: “I think [ may safely say that the influence of the Balkan matter has been under- estimated. Anything of this sort cannot ail to have its effect. You will find, and I may say this without the slightest fear of successful contradiction, that as soon as this little matter is settled up things will settle down. Inasmuch as 1 have not been in the United States for a year, I think I may say, without con- ceit, that I don’t know what I'm talking about.” Mr. R. Standing Pattern-Patter, who has made a close study of the whole situation, says: here is positively nothing to it. Everything is all right. I can prove by the Congressional Record, for instance, that there hasn't been a strike of consequence in this country for the last thirty years, Everything has been exaggerated. Wealth has been ex- Poverty has been exag- gerated. Talk has been exaggerated. Let it all alone. Forget it. Look at me. I don't do anything but just putter around my country place here. That's the way to handle it. There is nothing whatever the matter. Everyone has been misinformed.” aggerated. The Business Situation On account of the many reports of unsatisfactory conditions in business, we have secured a few authoritative inter- views upon the subject which explain the matter 1% a nutshell. Hay Z. Chatter, the well-known , Says: “Tam convinced that there is too much unrest in this country at the present time. Just why this should come at this particular season I am unable to say. 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