Life, 1913-03-27 · page 32 of 60
Life — March 27, 1913 — page 32: what you’re looking at
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This page satirizes the early 20th-century eugenics movement through two distinct sketches. **Top section ("Eugenics"):** A prominent female philosopher has forgotten why a trained nurse visited—implying she's forgotten about her own baby. The joke mocks intellectual women of "the future" as so absorbed in philosophy they neglect motherhood, satirizing both the eugenics obsession with "fitness" for reproduction and anxieties about educated women's roles. **Bottom section ("Did You Ever Dream This?"):** This depicts an absurdist party scene where a man appears to be performing gymnastics or undignified physical stunts while well-dressed guests observe. The title questions whether readers ever imagined such behavior at polite gatherings, likely satirizing some contemporary fad or social phenomenon (unclear which specific trend from context). **The small comic dialogue** about Baptist versus Episcopal baptism timing is a separate ethnic/religious joke unrelated to the main themes.
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THE UNDER-WORLD Eugenics ESSENGER: The trained nurse has come, madam. ProMINENT FemMALe Puutosorner (of the future): What for? “Can it be possible that you have forgotten?” Prominent Fem ace Pumosopner (adjusting her glasses thoughtfully) : Dear me, I had forgotten all about that She: pear ME! How romantic! “ZT OOK here, Mose; I thought you were going to be baptized into the Baptist Church?” “Yaas, sah, I was. But I's bein’ sprinkled into de 'Piscopal till de summer comes.” DID YOU EVER DREAM THIS? comicbooks.com